pulot ko lang... enjoy and have a good laugh :lol: :beat:

"If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money."
-Alan Alda

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
-Fred Allen

"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star."
-Fred Allen

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
-Woody Allen

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
-Woody Allen

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
-Woody Allen

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."
-St. Augustine

"Percentages are why I am rich."
-Brigitte Bardot

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
-Dave Barry

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
-Dave Barry