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wenhdeey
25th Sep 2007, 02:14
Customer Service Rep. : Yes, Ma'am,
how can I help you today?

Customer: Well, after much
consideration, I've decided to install
LOVE.Can you guide me through the
process?

CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you
ready to
proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very
technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep.: The first step is to open
your HEART. Have you located your
HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are
several other programs running right
now.Is it okay to install while they
are running?

CS Rep.: What programs are running
ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-
HURT.EXE,LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep. : No problem. LOVE will
gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from
your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory, but
it will no longer disrupt other
programs. LOVE will eventually
overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module
of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM. EXE.
However, you have to completely turn
off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from being
properly installed.
Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn
them off. Can you tell me how?

CS Rep. : My pleasure. Go to your
Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS. EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary
until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started
installing itself automatically. Is
that normal?

CS Rep.: Yes. You should receive a
message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your HEART.Do you see
that message?

Customer: Yes I! do. Is it completely
installed?

CS Rep. : Yes, but remember that you
have only the base program.You need to
begin connecting to other HEART's in
order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error
message already. What should I do?

CS Rep. : What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM
NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?

CS Rep. : Don't worry ma'am, that's a
common problem.It means that the LOVE
program is set up to run on external
HEARTS but has not yet been run
on your HEART. It is one of those
complicated programming things, but in
nontechnical terms it means you have
to "LOVE" your own machine before it
can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep. : Can you pull down the
directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE" ?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep. : Excellent. You're getting
good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

C! S Rep. : You're welcome. Click on
the following files and then copy them
to the "MYHEART"directory: FORGIVE-
SELF. DOC, REALIZE-WORTH. TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS. DOC. The
system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF- CRITIC.EXE from all
directories, and then empty your
recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes
back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is
filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG
is playing on my monitor right now and
it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT. COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART. Is this
normal?

CS Rep. : Sometimes. For others it
takes a while, but eventually
everything gets downloaded at the
proper time. So, LOVE is installed and
running.You should be able to handle
it from here.One more thing before I
go.

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep. : LOVE is freeware. Be sure t!
o give it and its various modules to
everybody you meet.They will in turn
share it with other people and they
will return some similarly cool
modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your
help. By the way,
what's your name?

CS Rep. : You can call me the Divine
Cardiologist,also known as The Great
Physician, but most call me GOD.

jet_23
25th Sep 2007, 02:47
WAAAAAAH!
WENDY..... MAY ERROR...
YOUR SYSTEM DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS SOFTWARE, PLS UPDATE TO NEWER VERSION...
PATAY KANG BATA KA!!!!

JenG
25th Sep 2007, 06:59
:rofl: i think i have to intall that application to mine....:giggle:

merde
25th Sep 2007, 08:34
after installing love and you are considering to upgrade it, please see this post:

You can see links before reply

K1Lm0r3
25th Sep 2007, 10:48
manang wendy sira po hardware ko!!! bad command or file name pa daw!!!:weep:

JenG
25th Sep 2007, 11:44
manang wendy sira po hardware ko!!! bad command or file name pa daw!!!:weep:

baka may virus ka na kaya ayaw :rofl: :peace:

ShaneIshA
25th Sep 2007, 20:21
Wow... Reading it was so easy.... But installing and applying it? I doubt...

But with God in your heart... Then surely one can do it :)

Though, lil by lil...

sandwich20m
25th Sep 2007, 22:55
ako din system error!!! :weep: