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buLcaN
28th Jun 2009, 00:57
Fast Sex

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...'

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters(25 cents)!'



Note: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Arrows101
5th Jul 2009, 01:42
:) nice one.

globenet25user
5th Jul 2009, 01:50
di ko get hahaha

jerwin17
5th Jul 2009, 19:12
Hehe. Kasalanan pa nung bf kung bakit mas lal0ng tumagal..

jongskii
6th Jul 2009, 03:34
naisahan...:clap:

robinsar
9th Jul 2009, 18:43
ahahahaha..lol
tig 25cents pla ang ibabayad...
kahit sampung putok kakayanin nung lalake eh..
:rofl: :rofl:

jacman23
12th Jul 2009, 04:48
hahaha d ko rin getz ngayon lang

krazeenookie
14th Jul 2009, 02:56
Hahaha nc one :thumbsup:

thughiraf13
14th Jul 2009, 03:14
ngak ganon amff!!!

angelous_damcel
14th Jul 2009, 13:16
nabsa ko n yan pdero natatwa pa rin ako haha

ang kulit eh

alyn_santos
14th Jul 2009, 13:21
Hahaha! Wawa 2loy c gf!!!

kamaynilaan
14th Jul 2009, 17:51
Hahaha.. Good idea yun ah.. :evillol:

locsina_angela
14th Jul 2009, 18:05
infAiRneSs nATAwa p0 k0...hehe

ronchaic
14th Jul 2009, 18:11
parang nabasa ko na sa FHM to ahh ... hehe ... anyways ... nice post :salute:

Tinotino
15th Jul 2009, 08:07
he he he nice post...

rockboy25
15th Jul 2009, 10:03
the title would be.. heaven CENT! haha!