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booted
16th Jul 2009, 13:07
It pays to smile a little....
especially on a rainy day....



The US INS recently released this list of names of Filipinos who changed their names when they became naturalized U.S. Citizens. Who knows, you might encounter them one day.

Gregorio Talahib - George Bush
Tomas Cruz - Tom Cruise
Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald

Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steele
Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis- Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc - James Bond
Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
Burgos Bahag-Hari- Burger King
Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas - Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante- Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado- Bert Control
Carpio Llanes - Carpool Lanes
Julia Domingo - Holy Sunday
Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
Elena Mangaso – Helen Hunt
Nicasio Jaula – Nicolas Cage [actor Nicolas Cage’s real name: Nicolas Coppola]
Demetria Dagdag – Demi Moore [Note: the real name of the Demi Moore is Demetria Guynes]
Mandolina Dagdag – Mandy Moore
Miguelito Zapatero – Michael Schumacher [teka, Aleman yata itong kumag na Ito ah]
Hugo Bigyan – Hugh Grant [Ingles naman tong isang Ito. At ang tunay na Ugo Bigyan ay isang artist na nakatira as paanan ng Bundok Banahaw]

Cariazo Bigyan – Cary Grant [mejo may edad na itong isang Ito, pati na yung sumulat]
Casimiro N. Cariazo – Cash N. Carry
Guillermo Tarangkahan – Bill Gates
Derelicto Ramos – Derek Ramsey [teka, Amboy to ah!]
Vedasto “Bhoy” Ramos – Ving Rhames
Caridad Ginagabi-gabi – Kiera Knightley
Mateo Damujo – Matt Damon
**Meron pang dagdag: (from the creative thinker "jgg")

Karen Batobato - Sharon Stone
Roberto Maasahin - Bob Hope
Hilaria Kulintang - Hillary Clinton
William Pisara - Bill Board
Amelia Pagbigyan - Amy Grant
Labrador N. Kiskis - Love N. Kisses

Barako Bombador - Barack Obama



And who can beat this couple . .. . .
Irineo BustaMante - IBM
Linda BustaMante - LBM

paulj0s3ph
16th Jul 2009, 13:17
galing natawa ako

thanks

BlindingAngel
16th Jul 2009, 21:47
natawa ako dun sa Johnny Walker! haha! Only registered users can see the link.

ardz5869
17th Jul 2009, 09:00
ayos ah!!!!:clap:

kashin
17th Jul 2009, 12:44
natawa ako dun sa James Bond! haha! Only registered users can see the link.

wesley14
17th Jul 2009, 12:49
Nice one!

BlindingAngel
17th Jul 2009, 16:32
Jaime Bondoc - James Bond wahahaha! :lmao: :rofl: :lol: :laugh:

chiara.bishoujo
18th Jul 2009, 11:07
victoria malihim. nyahaha!!! :lol:

Tasuki_29
19th Jul 2009, 21:19
Ayos! :yipee:

mark_ram13
20th Jul 2009, 01:30
Nakakatawa.,haha meron pa ba?

dreiz03
20th Jul 2009, 12:02
nice!:rofl:

paulj0s3ph
20th Jul 2009, 19:32
for sure hindi lang yan ang mga pinoy na nagpalit ng pangalan.. d b author?! hehehe dagdag pa po kayo para tawa naman kami uli

maryzark23
2nd Aug 2009, 19:55
nyc nyc..ayus nag isip nyan haha

dannyps2
12th Mar 2013, 14:23
galing....