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carnage50
20th Jul 2009, 21:31
During the 18th hundreds a large armored battleship was slowly making its way through uncharted waters in a bay.

Suddenly through the fog, the captain noticed what appeared to be the light of another ship directly in his path. Quickly, he grabbed his megaphone and shouted, " this is admiral Smith of the US navy. Steer yourself 10degrees south. We are on a collision course, and I am coming through with priority orders.

Through the fog, he heard a faint but audible reply, "This is seaman 4th class Jones. You steer yourself 10 degrees to the north." The admiral said to himself, this guy is a 4th class seaman and I'm an admiral! Who in the world does he think he is? Turning up the megaphone a few notches and using a stronger tone of authority, he shouted, "This is Admiral Smith of the US navy! You steer your vessel 10degrees south! I am coming through!"

Through the fog came the same reply. "This is seaman 4th class jones. You steer yourself 10degrees north."

The admiral's anger flared at the young man's insubordination. "I said this is Admiral Smith. Steer yourself 10degrees south immediately. I AM A BATTLESHIP!"

Through the fog, the unwavering voice replied, " this is seaman
4th class Jones. Steer yourself 10 degrees north. I am a lighthouse!.

:rofl:
This is a true story.
:salute:

N I E L
21st Jul 2009, 09:18
:lol: pano nga naman gagalaw yung lighthouse

mark_ram13
21st Jul 2009, 09:25
Nagets ko agad. Hehe

Tasuki_29
22nd Jul 2009, 21:22
Ayos ah..