mavocz
30th Sep '07 Sun, 22:08
ANGEL
Son: "Mother, what is angel!?"
Mother: "An angel is a person with wings and who can fly the sky."
Son: "Then why did father tell Joyce yesterday that she was his angel. Joyce doesn't fly."
Mother: "No, but today I will let her fly." :lol:
A BIG MIUNDERSTANDING
The school calls Greg's father about his son's poor study habits. He talks to Greg about it.
Father: Greg, who do you think is the laziest person in your class?"
Greg: "I don't know."
Father: "Sure you know. When all your classmates are doing your assignments, who is doing nothing and looking around?"
Greg: "Oh, I see. You mean my teacher." :salute:
CONFESSION
Alice is 8 years old. She is still very naughty. One day her mother talks to her seriously. "Alice, you should learn to be more thoughtful and not to be naughty. Otherwise you will have a naughty child in the future."
Alice claps and cheers: :Good, good, mother! Make a confession without duress this time."
FATHER IS DRUNK
A mother went to her parent's home for several days. When she arrives home she asks her son, "What happened around here while I was gone?"
Her son answers, "Father got drunk."
"What? How can that happen? Your father doesn't drink!"
"But i heard him with my own ears! He told the maid: "Looking into your eyes make me drunk..."
DIVORCE
"Mother, do you love me?"
"Of course!"
"Then divorce father and marry the candy man."
CARE
Carl asks his mother to give him P1.00. His mother gets angry "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
Carl answers, "I gave it to a poor woman."
When his mother hears this she gladly gives him P5.00. "What are you going to do with the money this time?"
"I will give the money to that poor woman again."
"How very thoughtful of you. Why do you care for her so much?"
"Because she is a candy vendor."
more to come folks....
Son: "Mother, what is angel!?"
Mother: "An angel is a person with wings and who can fly the sky."
Son: "Then why did father tell Joyce yesterday that she was his angel. Joyce doesn't fly."
Mother: "No, but today I will let her fly." :lol:
A BIG MIUNDERSTANDING
The school calls Greg's father about his son's poor study habits. He talks to Greg about it.
Father: Greg, who do you think is the laziest person in your class?"
Greg: "I don't know."
Father: "Sure you know. When all your classmates are doing your assignments, who is doing nothing and looking around?"
Greg: "Oh, I see. You mean my teacher." :salute:
CONFESSION
Alice is 8 years old. She is still very naughty. One day her mother talks to her seriously. "Alice, you should learn to be more thoughtful and not to be naughty. Otherwise you will have a naughty child in the future."
Alice claps and cheers: :Good, good, mother! Make a confession without duress this time."
FATHER IS DRUNK
A mother went to her parent's home for several days. When she arrives home she asks her son, "What happened around here while I was gone?"
Her son answers, "Father got drunk."
"What? How can that happen? Your father doesn't drink!"
"But i heard him with my own ears! He told the maid: "Looking into your eyes make me drunk..."
DIVORCE
"Mother, do you love me?"
"Of course!"
"Then divorce father and marry the candy man."
CARE
Carl asks his mother to give him P1.00. His mother gets angry "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
Carl answers, "I gave it to a poor woman."
When his mother hears this she gladly gives him P5.00. "What are you going to do with the money this time?"
"I will give the money to that poor woman again."
"How very thoughtful of you. Why do you care for her so much?"
"Because she is a candy vendor."
more to come folks....