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cutecedgar
8th Feb '07 Thu, 06:19
* black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
* dead man’s chest - dodo ng patay
* i know what you did last summer - uyy…aminin!
* love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
* million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
* the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
* mary poppins - si mariang may putok
* snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
* the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
* sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
* swordfish - talakitok
* pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
* robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
* 4 weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
* the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
* harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
* click - isang pindot ka lang
* brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala / bumigay sa bundok
* the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
* waterworld - basang-basa
* there’s something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
* employee of the month - ang sipsip
* resident evil - ang biyenan
* kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
* the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
* nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
* annie hall - ang butas ni annie
* never been kissed - pangit kasi
* gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
* the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
* too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
* dude, where’s my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
* beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
* the lord of the rings - ang alahero

mobster
9th Feb '07 Fri, 20:17
:lol: :rofl:

tartimorion
12th Feb '07 Mon, 11:27
:rofl: kakatawa!!!

margaux_sofya
12th Feb '07 Mon, 12:21
ay schet.. naiyak ako kakatawa... :lol: kala nung asa tabi kong cube nasiraan na ako ng bait...

bolantoy
15th May '07 Tue, 12:31
ok bro.ang galing natatawa ako..:rofl:

InstilledBee
15th May '07 Tue, 15:26
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

ayos to ah... :D

rentao_15
15th May '07 Tue, 15:39
hahaha... crazy but fun translations... yung iba na nabasa ko na through forward text eh... pero marami pa pala yun... hahaha... galing bro... nice share:thumbsup:

mabhin17
17th May '07 Thu, 13:44
hahaha.. ayos ah...
akalain mo meron palang makakaisip ng ganyan.hehe

niKkay
28th May '07 Mon, 04:36
hahahahaah.. loko toh a.. ang kyut nman.. kakatuwa... :giggle:

kilik100
29th Oct '07 Mon, 19:20
hehehehe!!first time ko mg symbianize,newby kasi ko,eto agad nabasa ko:rofl::rofl::lmao::lmao:...