Listed below are the results of his entrance test dug up from some ancient archives. Needless to say, he didn’t make it.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like A, E, I, O or U
Caesarean Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing
CAT Scan - searching for one’s lost kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
Cortisone - the local courthouse
D & C - where Washington is
Dilate - to live longer
Enema - not a friend
ER - the things on your head that you hear with
Fibrillate - to tell lies
Genes - blue denim slacks
Hemorrhoid - a male from outer space
Impotent - distinguished, well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Organ Transplant - what you do to your piano when you move
Paralyze - two far-fetched stories
Pathological - a reasonable way to go
Pharmacist - person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Protein - in favor of young people
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rheumatic - amorous
Secretion - hiding anything
Tablet - a small table
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
Tibia - country in North Africa
Triple Bypass - better than a quarterback sneak
Tumor - an extra pair
Urine - opposite of "you’re out"
Varicose - very close
Vein - conceit

so retro. so funny! haha! i missed these kind of jokes!