Nadec23-7
3rd Nov '07 Sat, 12:34
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she
would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery- operated leisure
device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How
could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . You explain the kids."
:lol::lol::lol:
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she
would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery- operated leisure
device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How
could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . You explain the kids."
:lol::lol::lol: