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8th Oct 2010, 13:55
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

haha patay kang bata ka :rofl:

8th Oct 2010, 14:14
hahahah yari!:weep:

8th Oct 2010, 14:14
Nyek!!! Hehe, nice one :clap:

8th Oct 2010, 19:08
old na po pero ok padn

8th Oct 2010, 21:34
hala.. wenks... :lmao:

8th Oct 2010, 22:10
haha' paktay ka balbon! :rofl:

13th Oct 2010, 17:57

17th Oct 2010, 19:47
I smell surprise but*se*

17th Oct 2010, 20:07
yari si mister.. hehe

17th Oct 2010, 23:40
hahahah haveey

23rd Oct 2010, 09:00

Patay tayo jan Sir :slap: :lmao:

23rd Oct 2010, 10:03
vaseline pa ang gagamitin .