This thread is for all symbianize members to continue..Here's how this thing goes. Ill start a sentence or situation and you guys post a message that will continue the story..anything goes here..gawin nyo syang horror, comedy, bastos, drama, kahit ano pwede. tagalog or ingles pwede.ok??

hope ull like this thread!!hehe

lets start.


One day, there was a boy named Johnny that saw a lost wallet on his way to school...

...the wallet was pink with little red ribbon chain..he pick it up and put it on his big blue bag..he saw hes friend ana coming.....

..ana was wearing nothing but a piece of towel and she was running fast towards johnny

"oh no johnny! pls dont come too close! i just fnished my shower..." ana said....and suddenly, johnny felt his body get numb...he cant move!

Upon seeing her, Johnny's face turned red as naughty images suddenly appeared in his mind..

..then a dog came and licked his feet..

then a cat licked ana too! and they were laughing..."these crazy pets, ahahah" the two laughed.....and there came boy....

suddenly, the dog pulled ana's towel

...and johnny grab anna's body, hide her in his arms....

ana was pushing herself away, but instead of doing so, she just used her two hands to cover her chest, she's so confused..

johnny is in panic...he coudnt believe what he saw at ana's body! tatoo, all over hers, snake,eagle,heart tatoos, big ones..."oh, that s--ht!", johhny to his self

then came the quick brown fox, that jumped over johnny's lazy dog..

and the quick brown fox turned into an ugly fairy half naked

johnny and anna were both stunned they ran fast into a cave

The ugly fairy shouted "Why are you running? Can't you see how beautiful I am??! Come back!"

johnny said, "you're not anna, you're the dog that licked me awhile ago..meow!Ooops", johnny turned into a white cat...

then it began raining, they all turned into gremlins

then turned into chipmunks!

then a gloomy light bursted from the skies...and turned them back to humans

Johnny said to Ana "Wow that was one weird weather. I was sure that we're gonna turn into hippos next..."

and, they all hit by a lightning! that turned them into monkeys! and they were hungry.....

and so they kneeled and prayed for some food

Suddenly they were surprised by the sudden rumble they heard and something began rising from the ground

..it was a huge guava tree that reaches the skies..

oh, it was just a false alarm..they thought another will hit them again..."johnny, im freezing", ana said to johnny...."hold on ana..ill give this egg", johnny replied

"where did that egg come from" ana said, wondering

"i always keep egg with me just in case...i get hungry" Johnny said.

"but why that one egg looks like familiar?", ana said checking her lunch box..."hey thats my egg!"...you took my egg...huhuhuhu", ana cried

"what luch box are you talking about, all u had was a towel and that's it."

"No, this is mine." said Johnny as he climbed on a top of a tree as fast as he could in hopes to avoid her. Then he looked back and saw her following him as well and thought "oh yeah..she's a monkey too.."

"i dont have a lunch box?" oh!", ana collapsed....:"hey, wake up, i cant help you...im, im, oh!", johnny collapsed too!.....then there came a man, named Peter

then johnny climbed to the highest peak, as anna descended down because she was afraid of heights. in love with her, johnny shouted to anna "promise or a dare, i would jump if i knew youd catch me"

"Noooo! dont jump johnny!" cried Peter!..."jump or ill take ana with me", peter cried!

"who's this f*cking Peter" johnny asked to himself

"im your lover johnny!", peter cried....

Johnny focused his attention to this Peter, thinking where have he seen him before and then realized...."Is that you? Peter...Pan?? "

.."lover? wtf!" johnny threw the egg down straight to peter's face..

Peter was knocked down as the egg hit him. Ana suddenly rushed towards Peter and asked "Did the egg break?"

"no, its plastic, its juat a dummy egg!" peter laugh...and johnny join them...they both laugh.....

..they laughed for weeks, months and years,and they cant stop it..

They suddenly stopped laughing and the silence....then ana asked "err why are we laughing again?"

they looked at each other, neither of them knew the reason..
then came a hermit and told them how crazy they are, and they began laughing again, making the hermit the laughing stock.
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la ako madagdag na maganda!

The hermit got furious upon hearing this. Then with a wave of his hand and a sudden flash of light, made time move backwards. When Johnny and Ana opened their eyes....they were back..back being monkeys again..

though they became monkey, their level of thinking was retained, and so, they began looking for the hermit to turn them back into humans..

everything was so quiet, until darkness covered everything just like chocolate covering the mountains..including the wheatfield and poof!..it became..:lol:

darkness... They cant see anything... But alas! There was light... It was the hermit!! At last, they saw the hermit and tried to approach him....

They approached the hermit immediately, running as fast as they can following the light. When they finally reached him, Johnny asked..."Where did you get the light?"

but the hermit didnt reply and the light begin to dim, 'the hermit is gone' they said, a minute has passed and Johnny felt an inch between his furry monkey toes, and their it was! the Poor little magical hermit..

Johnny was suprised to see this...but also felt the urge to step on him..

he didnt step on the hermit because he realizes that the hermit holds the secret, the secret that will return them back into human beings..

"i am harry potter", the hermit said..." i will return all your human souls, that if, you'll win the game..." hermit continued....johnny replied, "what game? a racing game?"...."no", the hermit......"then tell us!", ana cried....

"i am harry potter", the hermit said..." i will return all your human souls, that if, you'll win the game..." hermit continued....johnny replied, "what game? a racing game?"...."no", the hermit......"then tell us!", ana cried....

quidditch tournament, are you in or out?

quidditch tournament, are you in or out?


just continue the story emot...

ei algie, do you know what a quidditch game is? game yun right?
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"i challenge you to on a quidditch game," the hermit exclaimed.

the 2 human-turned-monkey, were disappointed by this because they never learned quidditch in school.

Johnny then asked "Could we ask for another game besides that? Something simple that us kids could understand". Hermit nodded and said "Okay if you must insist." And after a wave of his hand...a Playstation 2 popped out.

the two were surprise to see a ps2, right in front of them.

they never thought, a hermit living in a secluded place would have any idea of it..

"what do you wanna play?" asked the hermit..

Johnny let the hermit choose a game.. :)

ei algie, do you know what a quidditch game is? game yun right?
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"i challenge you to on a quidditch game," the hermit exclaimed.

the 2 human-turned-monkey, were disappointed by this because they never learned quidditch in school.

oo nga emot..pero sabi ko, yung parang gumagawa ka ng kwento...parang dugtong cya

oo nga emot..pero sabi ko, yung parang gumagawa ka ng kwento...parang dugtong cya

yan tuloy na ang kwento.. tapos na yan..

hehheehe! nakakatuwa nmn kau.. continue ko n nga.. :gma:

but all the games are hermit related, HBA (hermit basketball association) LIVE 07, hermit and ratchet, finding hermit, Tekken tag the IRON HERMIT, Need for speed Hermit edition...etc.

...and they chose Need for Speed Hermit edition...and they played nonstop for about 2000 years, 11 months, 24 days, 7 hours, 33 minutes and 34.291 seconds until... (dugtungan nyo :lol:)

PuFf!! "Damn, its only a dream!" johnny..."yeah,", ana agreed...."hey, johnny, look! "...ana

..."did you just pee on your bedsheet?"...ana laughed so hard she fell out of bed and banged her head on the floor (ouch!)

Then johnny also looked at ana's bed... it's also wet!! ana also peed on her bed!! then they both laughed histerically...

and *poof* the sheet bacame KoKo KruNcH!

and it tastes like pee!!!! :yuk:

...and peter said, "lets drink to that!"......

and *poof* they had a baby!! they named it....

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hahaha... la ako maisip!!

and *poof*..... koko krunch na naman!?

Poof! the magic dragon appears!!!

and the dragon drank 1000 galons of gasoline and said, "Hay, ang saraaap ng gasolina!"

The end

di pa end kuya global .....

"jhonny, lets dance the boogie", ana dancing teasingly to johnny

after that happy moment, they both died..

and, peter found place they were buried...and they live again

and, peter found place they were buried...and they live again

after about a decade, they died again due to a car crach, and this time, there were no St. Peter, Satan, Jesus, God.. :p

but god gave them another chance....."go to the world and multiply"....

and then many things happened and they both lived happily ever after :rofl:

ano kayo...walang enidng to... :lol:

there came a prince...he was looking for princess angeli...he askes johnny if he saw a beautiful princess... "no, im sorry not", johnny....."i need to see her, i need to kiss her", the mysterious prince told jhonny

Sbi ko nga. The end!

The end!...shouted Johnny. The prince was surprised. He then asked Johnny "the end?. What do you mean??". Johnny replied "Oh sorry, I just finished reading an e-book. I'm proud of myself." The prince suddenly has the urge to punch him for some reason but instead said "Lets get back to the topic."

"id like to bath her..i miss my princess johnny..." the prince told johnny.... :i miss ana too, we had a great adventure..", jonhny replied...

johnny joined symbianize.com

and there he met another girl named sarah...they started exchanging PM's...and even ask sarah "EB"....

and questioned her if she prefers an Amd X2 or the Intel Duo for the system she wanted..

Suddenly, a loud FART was heard...

A fart so intense they felt the ground rumble. Then they heard a voice shouted "Sorry my bad. Had too much sweet potatoes!"

when the fart startd they are watching some station using video streaming., and they also usng FBT

and then suddenly *POOF*.....koko krunch na naman!!!!!! :dance:

Johnny finished watching a commercial of koko crunch on youtube . He still hasn't received any reply from Sarah about both of them having an EB.

'Ping'! alert tone form johnny's mobile....it says, 'johnny, lets meet in robinsons'......johnny was so excited that he hurriedly went to the bathroom to pee......

:lol:

johnny drink his urine. he realized that it tastes good!

"Hhmmnnnmmm..this urine tastes so delicious!!" Johnny exclaimed.

"Wanna have some?" He further added.

"sure! by the way, can i borrow your brown brief?"

A few minures after drinking his own pee, Johnny was rushed to Medical City, where he was attended by a drop-dead gorgeous nurse named....

...archielyn..

...archielyn..

bkit archielyn???!!!!??????

wala lang.

sowi ha.hehe

bkit archielyn???!!!!??????

wala lang.

sowi ha.hehe

archielyn was on her typical white nurse uniform, only too short and plunging..johnny was so shocked with her beauty and he felt something was standing from his body...

...his hair.

http://images.art.com/images/-/Alfalfa--C10113037.jpeg

:lol:

:lol: ......"oh, its so cute johnny", the nurse, while kissing johnny in the forehead

Tapos biglang pumasok yung doctor, sabi nya: "Nurse Archielyn, why are you kissing the patient? Get out of the room! Nurse BRANDO, come here and replace Nurse Archielyn."

(LAGOT)