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rentao_15
21st Feb 2008, 23:16
The Gorgeous Woman


A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."

mercy
22nd Feb 2008, 15:49
i didn't get this.

shikaru
22nd Feb 2008, 16:17
putol??

rentao_15
25th Feb 2008, 22:15
hahaha.. putol nga..

edit ko na ulit.. ayan complete na hahaha :slap:

snowden
7th Jun 2009, 14:46
Catch her eye literaly

toy616
7th Jun 2009, 15:26
putot nga..huhuhu!

childsplay
8th Jun 2009, 00:25
Yey, gets ko na,

dreiz03
10th Jun 2009, 10:49
:clap: