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benjun2178
29th Feb 2008 Fri, 22:06
THE WEDDING TEST


I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a nice view It had to be
deliberate, because she never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

behold my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

benjun2178
2nd Mar 2008 Sun, 22:20
So how do we overcome temptation?
Run away from it.
Turn your eyes when you see it coming.
And do not give place to the devil to start with!

ingeniousthinker
4th Mar 2008 Tue, 10:38
:rofl: ok na sana e...:lmao:

benjun2178
4th Mar 2008 Tue, 13:46
:rofl: ok na sana e...:lmao:

ahehehe... cge burahin ko yung dulo... :)

brandi_ph
5th Mar 2008 Wed, 14:04
And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

hahaha! ok sa punchline ah!!:rofl:

benjun2178
12th Mar 2008 Wed, 00:37
hahaha! ok sa punchline ah!!:rofl:

ahehehe, ok lang kaya un... :lol:

rhope016
15th Mar 2008 Sat, 11:48
toinks...akala ko wala ng kadugtong..

Lilac
24th Mar 2008 Mon, 16:46
sabi ko na nga ba may catch yun e:lol:

bentot82
24th Mar 2008 Mon, 22:58
ang galing :lmao::champ:

g_olano
1st Jul 2008 Tue, 16:14
nabasa ko toh sa email ko..galing nga eh!!! hahahahha... :D

Dru
6th Jul 2008 Sun, 22:24
baka pwede mong palitan at habaan ng onti yung ending kuya benjun? :naughty:
hehe....pero nice one! libog lang yan! kya natin yan!!!

cold
6th Jul 2008 Sun, 23:04
ayos :clap:

benjun2178
7th Jul 2008 Mon, 11:34
baka pwede mong palitan at habaan ng onti yung ending kuya benjun? :naughty:
hehe....pero nice one! libog lang yan! kya natin yan!!!

haha, nakakabitin noh?.. :lol:

Darth Maul
8th Aug 2008 Fri, 15:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hfHk8-D-0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXKGj2DwFo&feature=related


the second one is better

:lmao:

Ü

jericjed
15th Aug 2008 Fri, 00:15
Hehe. Kukuha pala ng condom