benjun2178
1st Mar '08 Sat, 21:24
> Sexual Urge of Man and Woman
>
>
> I never quite figured out why the sexual urge
> of men and women differ so
> much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus
> and Mars thing.
> I have never figured out why men think with their head
> and women with
> their heart.
>
> FOR EXAMPLE:
> One evening last week, my wife and I
> were getting into bed.
> Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
> eventually says "I don't
> feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
>
> I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
>
> So she says the words that every husband on the
> planet dreads to
> hear..."You' re just not in touch with my emotional
> needs as a woman
> enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
> man." She responded
> to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love
> me for who I am and
> not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
> night, I went to sleep.
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of
> work to spend time with
> her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
> shopping at a big, big
> unnamed department store. I walked around with her
> while she tried on
> several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
> which one to take so
> I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
> shoes to compliment
> her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
> outfit. We went onto
> the jewelry department where she picked out pair of
> diamond earrings.
>
> Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
> thought I was one
> wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
> was testing me because
> she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
> even know how to play
> tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
> "That's fine, honey."
> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all
> of the excitement.
>
> Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,
> "I think this is all
> dear, let's go to the cashier."
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
> "No honey, I don't
> feel like it."
>
> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
> dropped with a
> baffled----WHAT? "
>
> I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this
> stuff for a while.
> You're just not in touch with my financial means as
> a man enough for me
> to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just
> when she had this
> look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
> can't you just love me
> for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>
>
> APPARENTLY I AM NOT HAVING SEX TONIGHT, EITHER!!
>
>
>
> I never quite figured out why the sexual urge
> of men and women differ so
> much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus
> and Mars thing.
> I have never figured out why men think with their head
> and women with
> their heart.
>
> FOR EXAMPLE:
> One evening last week, my wife and I
> were getting into bed.
> Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
> eventually says "I don't
> feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
>
> I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
>
> So she says the words that every husband on the
> planet dreads to
> hear..."You' re just not in touch with my emotional
> needs as a woman
> enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
> man." She responded
> to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love
> me for who I am and
> not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
> night, I went to sleep.
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of
> work to spend time with
> her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
> shopping at a big, big
> unnamed department store. I walked around with her
> while she tried on
> several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
> which one to take so
> I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
> shoes to compliment
> her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
> outfit. We went onto
> the jewelry department where she picked out pair of
> diamond earrings.
>
> Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
> thought I was one
> wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
> was testing me because
> she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
> even know how to play
> tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
> "That's fine, honey."
> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all
> of the excitement.
>
> Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,
> "I think this is all
> dear, let's go to the cashier."
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
> "No honey, I don't
> feel like it."
>
> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
> dropped with a
> baffled----WHAT? "
>
> I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this
> stuff for a while.
> You're just not in touch with my financial means as
> a man enough for me
> to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just
> when she had this
> look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
> can't you just love me
> for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>
>
> APPARENTLY I AM NOT HAVING SEX TONIGHT, EITHER!!
>