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xxblu3thund3rxx
9th Mar 2008, 03:02
That's My Boy!

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way
through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the
money his parents gave him.

Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with!
Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach
our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in
that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him
into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
The boy calls his father again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just
won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program
that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to
READ!"

"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get
him in that program?"

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the
money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
find
out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all
excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read
something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking
back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin'
around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a b*tch before he talks
to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"
;)

benjun2178
9th Mar 2008, 03:26
what a boy! :lol:

slowww
9th Mar 2008, 23:03
kulit.. tnx

shikaru
10th Mar 2008, 16:45
okay ah... ayos

snowden
3rd Jun 2009, 12:44
Haha.nice kid..

pot2
4th Jun 2009, 16:18
Thats my BoY :lmao:

ngitiubodtamis
4th Jun 2009, 17:07
:beat: magaling