Honey, I Love You??

>>> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>>> Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
>>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>>>
>>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of
>>> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

>>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
>>> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
>>> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
>>> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>>> complain. do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
>>> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
>>>
Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>>
>>> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. l love you too."

Hala lagot ka!!!

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