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benjun2178
19th Mar '08 Wed, 22:12
Game of intelligence funny or not?

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. :clap:

jiggah
19th Mar '08 Wed, 22:31
:lol:
OK BRO!

g_olano
15th May '08 Thu, 16:12
clever...galing ah...:yipee:

fRozEn_mEniNa
23rd May '08 Fri, 20:40
nang-asar lng si ate..Ahahaha!

NICUsJodL
24th May '08 Sat, 15:27
buti nga sa lawyer... hehe:lol:

daywalker07_nayr
25th May '08 Sun, 13:24
ang utak . . .:lol:

Midori
25th May '08 Sun, 14:10
:lol: ayos un ah! :lol:

:clap:

kilik100
25th May '08 Sun, 15:20
:lolcard:nice..eto po yung pinoy version (http://symbianize.com/showthread.php?t=57255) yan uh..:lolcard:

NmEmoniC
25th May '08 Sun, 22:00
tagalog bersyon...

isang abogado ang nakita ang tatanga tangang si pedro... dahil sa kagulangan nito at feeling matalino.

abogado: boy, halika dito, magtatanong ako sa'yo, bawat tanong na hindi ka nakasagot magbibigay ka sakin ng limang piso. pero pag ikaw ang nagtanong at hindi ko nasagot, bibigyan kita ng limang libo.

pedro: [dahil nga tatanga tanga] okay...

abogado: okay. ilang isla meron ang pilipinas?

pedro: [dumukot ng limang piso] hindi ko alam eh [inabot ang limang piso sa abogado]

abogado: [masayang masaya] oh sige ikaw naman ang magtanong.

pedro: sige, anong hayop ang may tatlong paa at umakyat sa bundok, pero pagbaba naging apat na?

abogado: [nabigla sa tanong, nagisip ng nag isip...] [kumuha ng limang libo sa pitaka at inabot kay pedro] sabay sabi: anong hayop ba un?

pedro: [nag abot ng limang piso at umalis na]