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joreyvenge
8th Apr '08 Tue, 19:33
America: We were the first one who went to the moon!!!!!


Russia: We were the first one who went out in space!!!!!


Erap: We will be the first one who will go to the sun!!!!


Russia,America: Thats impossible!!! Its too hot there!!!!

Erap: You fools!!!! We will go there at night!!!!


:lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl:

rhope016
8th Apr '08 Tue, 20:08
:lol: si erap talaga oh..:rofl:

psyknarph
9th Apr '08 Wed, 05:27
ayos to hehe...

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Erap went to a video rentals and rented one video tape. The next morning he returned it and he looked unsatisfied....

Erap: Isosoli ko na tong video tape, alang sound tsaka picture...

Counter: I'm sorry sir..

Erap: Sayang ang ganda pa naman ng title.. Suspense ang dating...

Counter: anu po ba ang title nyan??

Erap: HEAD CLEANER!!!!

delgar
9th Apr '08 Wed, 09:21
America: We were the first one who went to the moon!!!!!


Russia: We were the first one who went out in space!!!!!


Erap: We will be the first one who will go to the sun!!!!


Russia,America: Thats impossible!!! Its too hot there!!!!

Erap: You fools!!!! We will go there at night!!!!


:lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl:

oo nga naman gabi na un.. hehehe

delgar
9th Apr '08 Wed, 09:23
ayos to hehe...

~~~~~~~~~~

Erap went to a video rentals and rented one video tape. The next morning he returned it and he looked unsatisfied....

Erap: Isosoli ko na tong video tape, alang sound tsaka picture...

Counter: I'm sorry sir..

Erap: Sayang ang ganda pa naman ng title.. Suspense ang dating...

Counter: anu po ba ang title nyan??

Erap: HEAD CLEANER!!!!

pede nga naman.. head cleaner eh.. hehehe..

psyknarph
10th Apr '08 Thu, 08:44
Erap: Loi last load ko na to... pasa load naman kahit 2 pesos lang

Loi: O ayan me 2 pesos kanang load... tipidin mo yan ha...

Erap: Naku salamat, bait talaga ng asawa ko...

Loi: sabi nang tipidin mo eh...

Erap: Ok...

proteus665
11th Apr '08 Fri, 13:53
hahaha! nice!

fujiyouriko
11th Apr '08 Fri, 13:57
nice :)