Here’s one from Ms. World rep Janina…hehehe



Pageant Night Miss World Beauty
Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS :

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that
male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands
everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country
are like toros in our very own
bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges
everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our
country are like Shakespearian actors
and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after
every performance and because it is
buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male
organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter
through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a
male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and
night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan , how would you
describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN : It's like an actor in a
stage play....because it bows down
after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines , how would
you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. PHILIPPINES (Janina) : Ahh...well,
opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male
organs in our country are like
chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES (janina) : Ayy!
Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means
GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting
comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES(janina) :
Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi
hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes
from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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