joezef
12th Apr '08 Sat, 12:21
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed
by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much
energy with you? You are always working and at your
age I think that is remarkable." Mr.. Burns said, "I
just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when
I do it." Oprah said, "I understand you still do the
sex thing, even at your age." George said, "Of course
I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it."
Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man,
would you do it with me?" So they had sex and when
they finished Oprah said, "I jus t don't believe I
have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable
man."
George said, "The second time is even better than the
first time. Oprah said, "You can really do it again at
your age?" George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2
hour You hold my testicles in your left hand and my
penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty
minutes.
" When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and
Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, "Oh Mr..
Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat
performance and have it be better than the first
time... At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!"
George said That the third time would be even better.
"You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my
penis in your right hand and call me in thirty
minutes."
Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of
recharge your batteries?"
George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a
black woman she stole my wallet!"
by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much
energy with you? You are always working and at your
age I think that is remarkable." Mr.. Burns said, "I
just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when
I do it." Oprah said, "I understand you still do the
sex thing, even at your age." George said, "Of course
I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it."
Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man,
would you do it with me?" So they had sex and when
they finished Oprah said, "I jus t don't believe I
have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable
man."
George said, "The second time is even better than the
first time. Oprah said, "You can really do it again at
your age?" George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2
hour You hold my testicles in your left hand and my
penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty
minutes.
" When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and
Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, "Oh Mr..
Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat
performance and have it be better than the first
time... At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!"
George said That the third time would be even better.
"You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my
penis in your right hand and call me in thirty
minutes."
Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of
recharge your batteries?"
George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a
black woman she stole my wallet!"