joezef
13th Apr '08 Sun, 11:45
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But then
again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay
strict attention to every word you say, talk in your
sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at
least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the
car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become
as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you say. After
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of
chemistry. That is why wife sometimes treats husband
like toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished.
again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay
strict attention to every word you say, talk in your
sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at
least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the
car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become
as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you say. After
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of
chemistry. That is why wife sometimes treats husband
like toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished.