Along with a bouquet of red roses and baby's breath, a box of kisses and a bottle of imported perfume, a boy sent his beloved a card. It went: "My everdearest, With all my love and my allowance."

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One Other card sent by a lover to his girlfriend went this way: "Sweetheart, I'll swim the deepest ocean, climb the highest mountain, reach for the stars, cross the hottest desert and get the moon for you.

P.S. I'll visit you Friday night --- if it doesn't rain."

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Hard-pressed into doing eye-straining clerical work in the office, a young man complained of poor and failing eyesight --- to proved his point, he brought along his girlfriend.

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So amaxing is the power of love that it pushes a man to go to great lengths just to prove his love. At one time, a man, not being good at composing poetry, bought a book of poems of love. From page 10 of the book he got just the verse he wanted to persuade his honeybunch to say yes to his proposal. He immediately sent her a copy.

The following week, He received her reply. It read: "My answer is on page 14."

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