Girl's Night Out - Innocent


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both very, very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had got over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to have a pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair and did not want to ruin
them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.

After the girls had their tinkle, they proceeded home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife, was still in bed.....hung over. So he phoned
the other husband and said, 'These girl's nights out have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst; my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you'..........!