Even when a man is listening......

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her
a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to
the local theme park.

What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her
loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars
epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could
drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
- - - - - - -
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well dear, what was it like being
eight again?"
- - - - - - -
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed "I meant my dress size, you stupid twit"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening,
he's still going to get it wrong.

toink? nde pa ba xa nasayahan dun? magandang adventure un pag birthday hehhehhe :lol:

:giggle: ganun yun..:lolcard:

toink... kala ko seryoso... :lol: