Malupit na pam-banat ng mga romantikong programmer [Sitemap]

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dh23

24th Apr '08 Thu, 10:33

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"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."

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"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."

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"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."

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"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."

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"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."

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"I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life."

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"You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do."

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"You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you."

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"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."

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"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."

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"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."

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"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"

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"My love is a for loop without the increment operator-- infinitive, non-terminating, and dificult to stop once it starts running."
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"Let me be the 'throws Exception' to your 'public static void main (String[] args)'. I will accept whatever you give me."

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"[me != me]. [me += you]."

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"You are my superclass: you define what I can do."

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"You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you."

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"My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().' "

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"I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do."

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"My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable."

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"Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside."

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"You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you."

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"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

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"Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile."

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"You are my API. I want to know everything about you."

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"Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do."

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"I am a boolean method whose love will always return true."

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"Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch."

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"Buti pa ang data type, may value."

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"Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners."

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"String myHeart = "I Love You";

String[] herWords = myHeart.split(" ");

return null;"

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"My love for you comes with no strings attached."

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"Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head."

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"My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.... "

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"Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e..."

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sana magustuhan nyu :thumbsup:

freakice27

24th Apr '08 Thu, 10:42

haha pang programmer nga..

dhen

24th Apr '08 Thu, 12:31

hehehe..lufetz..

brys45

24th Apr '08 Thu, 15:08

nice one sir. :clap:

admiralqxcvii

24th Apr '08 Thu, 15:33

slam21

24th Apr '08 Thu, 15:44

:clap:aus...pang intellectual na bolero:lmao:..
:peace:

joezef

24th Apr '08 Thu, 16:10

ngayun alam ko na kung bakit :think:

dh23

24th Apr '08 Thu, 16:13

ngayun alam ko na kung bakit :think:

bakit ano??? hmm :think:

clowreed_johnryan11

27th Apr '08 Sun, 10:58

nice post!!!!! galing!!!!!!! :thumbsup::salute:

rhope016

27th Apr '08 Sun, 20:03

:clap: ayos po..galing..:D

krizzywhizzy

27th Apr '08 Sun, 20:11

A-s-t-i-g .....

Lupet naman yun hahahha...

Wala ako masay... Nose Bleed na Romantiko hehehhee.:):beat::dance:

http://i29.tinypic.com/iw2428.jpg

dh23

28th Apr '08 Mon, 13:17

eto pa

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if you in (depressed, sadness, resignation):
print 'me, my sweetheart'
if feel(you) is 'lonely' or feel(you) is 'neglected':
talk_me(this)
while always:
I.take_care(you)
if you.love() is not me:
# I will follow in the madness
# I will
break # down...
for emotion in my.heart:
try:
your.lover = me
except:
your.best_friend = me
if you.hate(me):
love(me)
elif I.annoying():
love(me)
else:
love(me, how='deeply', when='now')

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NmEmoniC

28th Apr '08 Mon, 15:25

meron din ako hahaha.

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boy: can i touch your software?

girl: show me first your hardware.

boy: can i install it in your system?

girl: if you cover it with anti-virus first.

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ang ngumiti :naughty: hahahah.

marami pa banat si nmemonic dito

CLICK HERE (http://symbianize.com/showthread.php?t=40504)

joezef

28th Apr '08 Mon, 15:45

NmEmoniC :madslap: di yan pang programmer...

myragarcia

28th Apr '08 Mon, 21:21

nice post galing.talaga mga tao d2 sa SB.

dh23

29th Apr '08 Tue, 13:44

meron din ako hahaha.

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boy: can i touch your software?

girl: show me first your hardware.

boy: can i install it in your system?

girl: if you cover it with anti-virus first.

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:madslap: hahaha iba program naman yan..
yan ba un program para d magcrash un mother board
nid ng anti virus hahaha

potpotmamen

3rd Jun '08 Tue, 05:13

idol ko nakaisip nito shet!

vrl29

11th Jun '08 Wed, 10:01

nice one! un nga lang di mage-gets ito ng non-programmer person pag sinabi mo ito sa kanya. hehe

InstilledBee

11th Jun '08 Wed, 21:15

"Even though my love overflows, the value never resets."

"Does love need to be prototyped? When I met you, I already saw love defined."

"You are my main function; I'd have no purpose without you."

"I like it when I call on you, because you never return a void."

"My love is a constant; It'll remain the same forever."

"My main( ) is permanently hooked onto you."

"I wish I could broadcast to all Forms in Public about myLove = 'You' "

"Kahit magkaiba ang type natin, compatible pa rin tayo."

girl = "[insert girl's name here]"

while(inlove == true)
{
stayWith(girl);
give(gifts,girl);
give(compliments,girl);
if(rejection == true)
{
inlove = false;
self.Feelings = "disappointed";
result = rollDice();
if(result == 1) then kill(self);
}
}

Wala pumasok lang sa isip ko mga 'yan. :lmao: Ayus mga banat dito. :D

At least dito mas marami akong pwedeng maicontribute at mairelate. :lmao:

knelsaun

11th Jun '08 Wed, 21:26

ok tol! malupit nga...

Lethaljam

11th Jun '08 Wed, 21:44

good one guys! napangiti ako dun habang nagbe break ako..hehe. :lol:

:thumbsup:

InstilledBee

12th Jun '08 Thu, 18:55

Padagdag pa uli :giggle:

"I wish I were a header, so that you'd #include me in everything you do."

"You are my biggest and most important dependency; I can't go on without you."

"Sana ako rin lagi mo #include sa thoughts.cpp mo."

cold

12th Jun '08 Thu, 19:38

ayos yan ha :clap::clap::clap:

mitchanyah_28

12th Jun '08 Thu, 20:29

nice one, gaganda ng mga banat java script.. thanx for sharing! hehehe...

jambycool

13th Jun '08 Fri, 12:42

malupet nga! :clap: ayos!

PINOY_RADICAL

13th Jun '08 Fri, 12:48

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2573058216_c554b6d02e_o.gif

kapag ako ang minahal mo, wala tayong syntax error!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2572427627_7f0cb8e1d5_o.jpg