1ManAssault
25th Apr '08 Fri, 13:19
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old woman: I'am 86 yrs old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words , what happened to you?
LOW: There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
LOW: No, but he sure was friendly
DA: What happened after he sat down beside you?
LOW: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
LOW: No I did not stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOW: It felt good. Nobody has done that since my Abner passed away some 30 yrs ago.
DA: What happened next?
LOW: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him?
LOW: Hell no! I didn't stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOW: why, your honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
DA: What happened next?
LOW: Well, I wwas feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
LOW: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!
Little old woman: I'am 86 yrs old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words , what happened to you?
LOW: There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
LOW: No, but he sure was friendly
DA: What happened after he sat down beside you?
LOW: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
LOW: No I did not stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOW: It felt good. Nobody has done that since my Abner passed away some 30 yrs ago.
DA: What happened next?
LOW: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him?
LOW: Hell no! I didn't stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOW: why, your honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
DA: What happened next?
LOW: Well, I wwas feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
LOW: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!