One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

:think: naisip ko tuloy ako ginagawa nila pag FRIDAYS :D

nice post bro...ano kaya meron sa friday?:think: hmm..:naughty:
:yuk:hehe:lol:

nice post.why its friday.ano bang meron sa friday:think:

hehhhe nice post....:lol: anu kaya ginagawa sa friday? :yuck:

nice one.......bryan11 ano ang ginagawa pag Friday?

Ahha!!! Alam ko na....tapos nilang gawin ang kanilang dapat gawin,... sasabihin ng demonyo ..."THANK GOD... IT'S FRIDAY!!!!":rofl:pero...ano kaya 'yun?:slap:sarap siguro....:beh:

ayos :)

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On 2nd thought, siguro on Friday sila ay maglalaro ng "APOY" in "HELL"..eh, kasi wala nang "pasok" pag Saturday and Sunday...and then, pagsusunod na linggo..., eh..."Isang Linggong Pag-ibig" lang 'yan kung gay din sya...pag Sabado na naman...ay biglang magkatampuhan sila ng demonyo...at pagsapit ng Linggo, sasabihin nya sa demonyong gay na 'yan ay "Giliw, ako'y 'yong iniwan, bakit?"....At sasabihin naman ng demonyo ay, " I will see you BACK IN HELL !!!...ha..ha...ha..HA..HA..HA...":D

ayos..

Never trust the temptations of a demon ....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
mukhang nakaschedule ung friday para lang sa mga gay ah..

kaya mga gay lang mag-eenjoy kapag Friday..:lol::lol::lol::lol:

pero galing manukso ng demon ah..

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
mukhang nakaschedule ung friday para lang sa mga gay ah..

kaya mga gay lang mag-eenjoy kapag Friday..:lol::lol::lol::lol:

pero galing manukso ng demon ah..

Oo nga...Hayz nakow!...Oh, TUKSO....Layuan mo ako...:pray:

:lolcard: ganun pala dun..

ill have to erase fridays sa calendar. nu-uh!

,.:noidea: kung anu meron ng friday.,


anu kaya hinahanda ng demon pag friday?!...


:noidea: lahat.,






...sana kung may nakapunta na dun magkwento...
:slap::slap::slap:

hahahaha!! bading!! :yuk:

:mass: The Seven Deadly Sins for Seven Days

hell yeah :rock:

kung cnu man a ng nakaalam sa friday madness na yan sa hell yokong iresearch...ikwento na lang hehehhe... (i have a feeling na di kaaya aya)

patay parang ... maraming gay ang magwiwish pumunta sa hell nyan...hahaha :lol::lol::lol::dance::dance:

hay... ama talaga ng kasinungalingan yan! gagawin lahat para mailigaw ang mga tao.

kala ko ba nasa hell sila eh bakit mukang nagmimilagro sila tuwing Fridays :lolcard:

I wonder what they'll be doin on FRIGAY

@hanzumanak, you gay? Hahahaha!

@hanzumanak, you gay? Hahahaha!

Me??? Gay???What makes u think so ????hahahaHAHAHA:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Me not Hellgay...Me HellBoy...:ranting:
You r off-topic !!!:lmao:

Joke lang tol.. Hahaha, peace tayo!