rentao_15
11th May '08 Sun, 17:46
Two friends at a Bar
One day a man and his friend had gone to the bar in the evening. They both sat down there having one peg after the other. By midnight one of the friend got totally drunk.
He saw a girl who was sitting on another table across his. He found her really beautiful and gorgeous. All excited and high he wispered into his friends ear i love that girl sitting opposite us. I would like to have one dance with her.
The friend told him why don't u go and ask her then for a dance. I'm sure she won't say no. So the drunk guy goes over to the table of the lady and asks her "Maam could i have a dance with u?". The lady very awkwardly looking at him said "I'm concentrating on Matrimony, I rather sit than dance".
Now the drunk guys comes back to his table all sad and gloomy, head down. The friend asked him what happened mate??? Why are u so low??? What did the lady tell u?? So the drunk guy i asked her "Maam could i have a dance with u?" So the friend asked and what did she reply?? He said she told me "I'm constipated on macarony, I rather s hit in my pants"
One day a man and his friend had gone to the bar in the evening. They both sat down there having one peg after the other. By midnight one of the friend got totally drunk.
He saw a girl who was sitting on another table across his. He found her really beautiful and gorgeous. All excited and high he wispered into his friends ear i love that girl sitting opposite us. I would like to have one dance with her.
The friend told him why don't u go and ask her then for a dance. I'm sure she won't say no. So the drunk guy goes over to the table of the lady and asks her "Maam could i have a dance with u?". The lady very awkwardly looking at him said "I'm concentrating on Matrimony, I rather sit than dance".
Now the drunk guys comes back to his table all sad and gloomy, head down. The friend asked him what happened mate??? Why are u so low??? What did the lady tell u?? So the drunk guy i asked her "Maam could i have a dance with u?" So the friend asked and what did she reply?? He said she told me "I'm constipated on macarony, I rather s hit in my pants"