frederick
26th May 2008 Mon, 16:50
a man wandering on the beach of an island dicovers a bottle. he uncorked it and a genie appears.
the genie said, "i may grant you three wishes, but i must warn you, every wish you say, all the lawyers in the world gets twice of what you wished".
"ok," the man said. he thought for a moment then said, "i would like a lambourgini gallardo!"
poof!
there was a lambo in front of them. "now every lawyer in the world has TWO shiny lambo!"
"for my second wish, i want 1 million dollars in cold cash!"
poof!
there was a bag full of money in front of them. "now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars!"
"and for my last wish," he thought very hard then said,
"you know, i've been thinking about donating a kidney....."
the genie said, "i may grant you three wishes, but i must warn you, every wish you say, all the lawyers in the world gets twice of what you wished".
"ok," the man said. he thought for a moment then said, "i would like a lambourgini gallardo!"
poof!
there was a lambo in front of them. "now every lawyer in the world has TWO shiny lambo!"
"for my second wish, i want 1 million dollars in cold cash!"
poof!
there was a bag full of money in front of them. "now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars!"
"and for my last wish," he thought very hard then said,
"you know, i've been thinking about donating a kidney....."