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jongskii
2nd Jul '08 Wed, 16:31
pulot ko lang...

My co-worker and I were making a sales call to a rural Baptist church. We gave our presentation to the church committee, and then the group's chairman walked to the altar and knelt down. After about a minute of silent prayer, he returned and announced in a solemn tone, "The Lord tells me we should wait."

My colleague responded by walking to the altar and kneeling down himself. Then he returned to the group, looked at the chairman and declared, "He wants to talk with you again."


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I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday when the loudspeaker announced: "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Knock off all unnecessary work."

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine was confirmed with the announcement: "Resume all unnecessary work."


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arti_nyo
3rd Jul '08 Thu, 01:05
:clap: