There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!" :slap:


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:rofl: onga naman....... :rofl:

an tanga nmn nun! :slap:

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oo nga nOh..:slap:

hindi nya inakala na yun na yun..

Ay leche. Ang tanga nya

gusto nya cguro si GOD pa mismo bumaba para tulungan sya :D

^ haha. Oo nga. Hinihintay pa nia si GOD

hindi niya alam God uses other people to answer prayers.

nu ba yan... ang hina naman nya.. http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/b4ever_borgia/emoticons/omgnooo.gif

heheheh :lol: ho nga naman ano pa ba gusto nya :lol:

iniintay nya lumabas un kamay ni god sa mga ulap para e save xa.. lolz~!

actually may deeper meaning ang story eh...:)