The Polite Way to Pee


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: "Robert, if you were on
a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
you have to go to the bathroom?"
Robert said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher
responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you

Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Brian, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners? 'I would say: "Darling, may I
please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

:lol: may manners! naughty nga lang!

:rofl: gets kO..pasaway yun..:lol:

Muwahahaha. Galing nman. Kakatuwa.

:yipee:

:lmao: shake hands with A FRIEND OF MINE and introduce it to you later...cno kaya un...:think: or baka naman ano...:lmao::rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:unsure: friend of mine sino kaya un??:think::naughty::rofl:

hehehe cute nmn ng fren nya.. hahaha!