rentao_15
13th Jul '08 Sun, 21:32
Going on a Rabbit Hunt
A genectically modified rabbit escapes from a New York Lab into a forest a major interagency hunt is called.
The CIA sends in operatives first and they return to report there was no rabbit and actually there was no forest either.
The FBI sends in agents and a while later half the forest is in flames, the agents return to say the rabbit had pyrotechnic tendencies and was seen with a zippo.
The NYPD sends in 2 detectives who come out 10 minutes later dragging a bear in handcuffs which has a black eye and is screaming "all right, alright I am a rabbit!"
A genectically modified rabbit escapes from a New York Lab into a forest a major interagency hunt is called.
The CIA sends in operatives first and they return to report there was no rabbit and actually there was no forest either.
The FBI sends in agents and a while later half the forest is in flames, the agents return to say the rabbit had pyrotechnic tendencies and was seen with a zippo.
The NYPD sends in 2 detectives who come out 10 minutes later dragging a bear in handcuffs which has a black eye and is screaming "all right, alright I am a rabbit!"