:lmao: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

THE END.

ngek iilan lang pala married dito! :laugh:

Parang napaka negative naman ng dating ng mga sinasabi ng article na yan about marriage..tipo bang walang maganda sa marriage...hindi naman ganon.

First of all, i believe, para maging masaya marriage is to stay in touch. Hal., my hubby works in AM while i work at nyt. Pero khit ganon, we text each other ano na ginagawa namin. Ac2ly twice a wk lang kaming nagtatabi sa bed.

Second, to have quality time with your spouse. I was surprised na nag eefforts din siya..kse during sat lang kme nakakapasyal. So khit kikita pa siya to work ot on sat..di na niya ginagawa kse lam niya yun ang bonding time namin.

Third, maging mapagbigay with each other. Lalo na sa pera.

Fourth, forgive each other pag nagkakamali and most of all

Pray together.

Post ka pa about marriage. Thanks.

Parang napaka negative naman ng dating ng mga sinasabi ng article na yan about marriage..tipo bang walang maganda sa marriage...hindi naman ganon.

First of all, i believe, para maging masaya marriage is to stay in touch. Hal., my hubby works in AM while i work at nyt. Pero khit ganon, we text each other ano na ginagawa namin. Ac2ly twice a wk lang kaming nagtatabi sa bed.

Second, to have quality time with your spouse. I was surprised na nag eefforts din siya..kse during sat lang kme nakakapasyal. So khit kikita pa siya to work ot on sat..di na niya ginagawa kse lam niya yun ang bonding time namin.

Third, maging mapagbigay with each other. Lalo na sa pera.

Fourth, forgive each other pag nagkakamali and most of all

Pray together.

Post ka pa about marriage. Thanks.

humor lang po yan bout marriage which means mostly joke lang po sila...

Oo nga...

Nice one Jeng! I enjoyed it.
There is no perfect marriage. We all try to make it perfect. Wala naman kasing Married life 101 or not even a crash course about it. Yeah, we get counselled before we marry which is part of the "curriculum"; something that we have to go through before getting married. The challenges that we face may not be the exact/same thing that others encountered. We humor ourselves with these things to keep our sanity and move on but of course we learn our lesson from whatever those challenges were. keep it coming Jeng! more pa po!

Nice one Jeng! I enjoyed it.
There is no perfect marriage. We all try to make it perfect. Wala naman kasing Married life 101 or not even a crash course about it. Yeah, we get counselled before we marry which is part of the "curriculum"; something that we have to go through before getting married. The challenges that we face may not be the exact/same thing that others encountered. We humor ourselves with these things to keep our sanity and move on but of course we learn our lesson from whatever those challenges were. keep it coming Jeng! more pa po!

wow ok ka na sultry? wala ka na sakit? cge sultry hanap pa ako...:giggle:

nakakatawa naman itong mga ito...:lol:para tuloy kakatakot na mag-asawa...:giggle:

jeng need ko to kasi balak ko na rin pasakal..este pakasal..:rofl::thumbsup:

jeng need ko to kasi balak ko na rin pasakal..este pakasal..:rofl::thumbsup:

talaga myk :giggle: who is the unlucky girl? este LUCKY pala :peace:

hahaha...:lmao:nice one, here's to the bitter half :rofl:

my friend sent me this :lol: tawa ako ng tawa :lol:

pero ang andaya..biased opinions! gawa tayo ng version..ung mga lalaki naman ang titirahin :lol:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksm/lowres/ksmn1059l.jpg

Man: How much is the fee for an annulment? Lawyer: P100000. Man: I only paid P1000 when I got married! Lawyer: Freedom, my friend, is always expensive!

:rofl::rofl::lmao:

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.


Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!



If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.


The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.


This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

hehehe! pero parang tama naman talaga...

we should always remember that married life is not as easy as we think...and yet it is not hard as people believe..

they are 2 people with diff roots,from diff sorroundings and diff beliefs..somehow..

but if we give our faith and work for it..nothing can break it up..

problem is everywhere..married or not...
im 15 yrs married but our matrimony are just the same the first time we met 18 yrs ago..but still our love is burning...even more everyday..

it is just a matter of communication,priorities,respect and ambitions..not with urself but with the whole family..

youths...dont panic about marriage..it is a blessing that God gives with us to enjoy and share our own self...with the right person at the right time and with the truthfulness of what love really is...:yipee::yipee:

hehehehehehehehehehehe.........

i enjoyed it

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

e2!! ginagawa ng papa ko!! e kaso pag tahimik siya mas pinabibingtangan siya ng mama ko na meroong siyang ginawa na hindi tama!! hayzz!!

nakakatuwa naman to.....ang cute....;)

I loved the jokes! All true... I can't wait to get married! :rofl: Joke lang!

nakakatawa pero halos lahat totoo..ganyan nga mga nangyayari sa marriage...

katuwa naman dito...

nice post...

Parang napaka negative naman ng dating ng mga sinasabi ng article na yan about marriage..tipo bang walang maganda sa marriage...hindi naman ganon.

First of all, i believe, para maging masaya marriage is to stay in touch. Hal., my hubby works in AM while i work at nyt. Pero khit ganon, we text each other ano na ginagawa namin. Ac2ly twice a wk lang kaming nagtatabi sa bed.

Second, to have quality time with your spouse. I was surprised na nag eefforts din siya..kse during sat lang kme nakakapasyal. So khit kikita pa siya to work ot on sat..di na niya ginagawa kse lam niya yun ang bonding time namin.

Third, maging mapagbigay with each other. Lalo na sa pera.

Fourth, forgive each other pag nagkakamali and most of all

Pray together.

Post ka pa about marriage. Thanks.

u know jokes maybe? because i laughed..:lmao:

u know jokes maybe? because i laughed..:lmao:

i absolutely agree :thumbsup: joke is a joke :lol:

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

hahaha parang nakakarelate ako dito eh...hehehe...

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

:rofl: favorite ko...... nakakarelate ako eh..... :rofl:


but it's all good....i love my wife...:praise:

di pa ako married..kakatawa naman yung mga qoutes..i think that's the other side/sad face of being married.

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print out ko ito... para may shield ako sa bahay :lmao::lol:

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ayos...nakakatawa...:clap:

Words of wisdom...

wahahaha... pang asar!