erap: nurse, pls bring me a hot water bag, my toes r cold..
nurse: ur askng d wrong nurse, im d head nurse..

erap: ok, tel d foot nurse i nid it now.. thnx..

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Erap chatng wd hs frnd at his house, jst hangingout wd wine.

Erap's frnd: dude i nevr saw ur wife..

Sudenly, erap's wife pas by in front of dem..

Erap: oh.. U didnt see hr.. She jst pass away..

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meron din ako alam...

this happened when Erap was still our president...
He went to America one day for a meeting....
as soon as he stepped out of the plane the reporters went towards him and asked him questions.....
but he answered nothing....he just pressed all of their I.D's...all of the reporters we're puzzled for this behavior...then erap said...

"hindi ba sabi sa I.D. nyo PRESS????"