dazed_confused
15th Jul 2007 Sun, 02:36
Geography of Woman & Man
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America,
well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,
gently aging; but still warm and a desirable
place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia,
lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted
by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia,
very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet,
off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 78,
a man is like Iran,
ruled by a dick. :slap: :noidea: :lmao:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America,
well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,
gently aging; but still warm and a desirable
place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia,
lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted
by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia,
very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet,
off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 78,
a man is like Iran,
ruled by a dick. :slap: :noidea: :lmao: