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rakista
17th Jul 2007, 21:16
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other partof my body,"
--Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, US Vice President

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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
--Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, US President
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. "
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Subject: sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant
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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines ?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines ? Why Bocaue?
Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is yo ur best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up.
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28.
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
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Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!
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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???

boogie macaso
16th Aug 2007, 10:01
hahahaha...of course did you ride!!What do you think of me, did you walk???

roselle
16th Aug 2007, 10:06
It feels good to laugh!:yipee:

rhope016
26th Aug 2007, 18:00
:giggle:patawa naman itesh...:giggle:

mykmarc
27th Aug 2007, 05:52
sarap tumawa talaga :rofl:

ludwig14
27th Aug 2007, 20:16
hayy naku talaga oo sarap kutusan mga taong to..did u ride na nga muna ako :lolcard:

Nadec23-7
27th Aug 2007, 23:18
hehehe..nakakatawa to ahh..:lol:

rakista
9th Nov 2007, 22:51
sayang kung hindi mababasa ng iba... heheh
kaya inup ko din....heheheh

firestarter
10th Nov 2007, 00:05
hehehehhe

happens to the best of the best :p

niKkay
11th Nov 2007, 18:40
:giggle: hanep ah