A guy saved enough money to buy a motorcycle, a big bike which costs 800 thousand pesos.

As he purchases it, he rides it at once and takes off heading for the north express way.

He rides it so fast along the highway....he then catches up with a car, he goes to the drivers side and knocks on the window of the driver. He asks the driver "Pare nakasakay ka na ba ng ganito ha?" The driver of the car in shock says no. So the guy in the bike speeds of again catching the next car in front and asks the driver the same question..."Pare nakasakay ka na ba ng ganito? Ha?" Again the drivers signals no.

He does this for several minutes until catches a fast car. He asks "Pare nakasakay ka na ba ng ganito? HA?" then the driver say "Hoy pare kurbahan o!!!"

The guy on the bike didnt see the curb and had no time to swerve his big bike, eventually throwing him and his bike off the road.

The driver he last spoke to rushes to his side and helps him

Car Driver: Pare ok ka lang?

Bike Driver: Bitawan mo nga ako, teka, pare nakasakay ka na ba ng ganitong big bike?

Car Driver: Oo, pare tatlo ang ganyan ko sa bahay.

Bike Driver: OWs? Pare saan yung preno nya?