Guys enjoy this thread.:yipee:
Maaari kaung magbigay ng ilang IQ test. Basta ung siguradong may sagot ha!!!! ^_^ pede rin ung mga tounge twister para masaya... sana magustuhan nyo ang thread na naisip ko....:yipee: :beat:

may pitong tao, sa bawat isang tao may pitong sako, sa isang sako may pitong pusa, isa pusa may pitong kuting... ilan ang paa ng pusa at kuting ^^ sana magustuhan nyo ang unang tanong ko

apat po paa ng pusa at kuting :D

sunday morning mrs. quinocho's husband was found dead...
the police asked the suspects about their alybys
this is what they said:
wife:I was at the living room fixing the vases.
maid:I was at the post office mailing the letters.
butcher:I was at the market buying something.
gardener:I was at the garden.
cook:I was at the kitchen.
after the investigation the police immediately brought the criminal at their station...
who killed mr. quinocho?why did the police knew that he/she is the criminal?

Galing naman...... ^_^

Eto namn. paki translate naman ung

"PAng Ilang Presidente si Arroyo ng Pilipinas..."

I think the Chief is the suspect in the murder case.
Because he/she is in the kitchen and in the kitchen mostly found knife that usually used for killing person.... ^_^

maid po... kasi walang post office pag sunday

make sense ...sige pa..enjoy naman eh..wala pa akong maisip eh..

tama si shoutsofdavid...:clap:...

The Mind Bending Dollar
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

The Mind Bending Dollar
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

i know. a dollar is missing kasi mali ung calculation.
dapat

30-5=25
25/3=8.33 (each paid 8.33)
8.33+1 (from the bellboy)=9.33
9.33x3=28
28+2 (bellboy) = 30!

e2 pa.

In a condo unit, a man was found dead, holding a gun in his right hand and a tape recorder in his left.

the chief investigator took the tape recorder and pressed play.
the voice in the recording said...

"i hate my life! goodbye cruel world *gunshot*"

the chief investigator said it's murder and that they should find the killer.


QUESTION: How did he know it was murder, and not suicide?

hawak kc ung gun at recorder ng maayos. cguro dapat nabitawan un.. tama ba hula ko???

Ang gulo naman ni2! isa-isa lang.. pag di pa nasagot ang isa wag muna mag post ng bagong question!

e2 pa.

In a condo unit, a man was found dead, holding a gun in his right hand and a tape recorder in his left.

the chief investigator took the tape recorder and pressed play.
the voice in the recording said...

"i hate my life! goodbye cruel world *gunshot*"

the chief investigator said it's murder and that they should find the killer.


QUESTION: How did he know it was murder, and not suicide?

kasi dapat kung suicide yan, the recorder should still be in recording mode, kasi maiiwan ng victim na naka-record yun na nakarecord habang binabaril nya sarili nya. the investigator pressed play kasi nakastop yung recorder, meaning the murderer recorded it beforehand.

hula lang :D

tama!

aun... sana lumago pa po ang thread na ito..

mahilig na past time ko po ito..
at patok na patok ipasok sa mga usapang barkada..

magaadd din po ako ng mga alam kong IQ test bukas, pero
sa ngaun pa subscribe po muna...

etO pa..

_______ is greater than God ang wOrst than evil..if yOu eat ______ yOu will die..

:D

NOTHING is greater than God ang wOrst than evil..if yOu eat NOTHING yOu will die..

Bout dun sa suicide murder un kase if suicide un dapat may mga na record pa dapat na ibang sound pagkatapos ng gunshot kase hindi na ma pe press pa ang stop button ng taong nag pakamatay na.

e2 madali lang....

You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, or the candle?








answer: match

The match. :evillol:

What is broken every time it's spoken?

silence

silence

Galing! :clap:
____________________

Eto pa:

With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

wOot..nOseblees akO sayO kuya pOt..:rofl: isipin kO muna..:think:

This was asked to us by our Filipino Teacher wayback in highschool.. I remembered it through this thread.. :giggle:

SITUATION:

May dalawang isla. Nasa unang isla ka kasama ang mga hayop na leon, kambing at kasama din ang isang tali ng damo. Gagamit ka ng bangka upang makatawid sa kabilang isla. Pero kailangan mong itawid ng isa-isa ang leon, kambing at isang tali ng damo.

QUESTION: Paano mo itatawid ang mga ito nang hindi nababawasan o mawawala ang isa? :think:

^ alam ko sagot kaso mahaba i type eh... kukunin tapos iiwan tapos kukuha ng iba tapos itatawid tapos kukunin yung unang iniwan ibabalik sa kabila...

________

Kung maliligo ka, ano unang mababasa?


Ü

With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Wala pa pong nasagot nito. :slap:

________

Kung maliligo ka, ano unang mababasa?


Ü

yung tuyo... hehe

^ alam ko sagot kaso mahaba i type eh... kukunin tapos iiwan tapos kukuha ng iba tapos itatawid tapos kukunin yung unang iniwan ibabalik sa kabila...

:yes: mahaba nga yung sagot.. :lol: Eto oh:

Itawid muna sa ikalawang isla ang kambing dahil hindi naman makakain ng leon ang damo kung maiwan man silang dalawa sa unang isla. Pagkatapos, sunod na itatawid yung leon papunta sa ikalawang isla (naiwan ang damo sa unang isla). Kelangan namang ibalik yung kambing sa unang isla (para hindi siya kainin ng leon). Mula sa unang isla, itawid mo na sa ikalawang isla yung damo tpos huling itatawid yung kambing.

Moved to Forum Games!

:D

Keep those riddles coming!

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

^'Yung last word. :D

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

You said one word in the sentence is "misspelled". Therefore the answer to the question is simply that last word in the first sentence, because the last word is indeed "misspelled".

Tama ba? :lol:

mOre..:clap:

madali lng to...

You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now?

madali lng to...

You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now?

2nd place. Inunahan mo lang naman 'yung pang-2nd eh. That doesn't make you 1st at all. You'd have to overtake the one in the lead to do so. Common sense. :D

Just put yourself in that kind of situation. If you overtake the 2nd placer in some kind of race, you don't jump into the first place instantly right? :slap: :lol:

2nd place. Inunahan mo lang naman 'yung pang-2nd eh. That doesn't make you 1st at all. You'd have to overtake the one in the lead to do so. Common sense. :D

Just put yourself in that kind of situation. If you overtake the 2nd placer in some kind of race, you don't jump into the first place instantly right? :slap: :lol:

right!!
2nd place ang sagot..

Wala na sumagot nito. :sigh:
With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Eto n lng:
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into an empty piggy bank?

one....
kasi pag nilagyan mo yung piggy bank ng kahit isa lang ndi na sya empty


ako naman!!!

the more you take away.... the bigger i get..... what am i?

one....
kasi pag nilagyan mo yung piggy bank ng kahit isa lang ndi na sya empty


ako naman!!!

the more you take away.... the bigger i get..... what am i?

hmm... butas ng ilong??

the more na mangulangot ka... lalaki butas ng ilong mo! :lol:

sagot ko butas...

one....
kasi pag nilagyan mo yung piggy bank ng kahit isa lang ndi na sya empty


ako naman!!!

the more you take away.... the bigger i get..... what am i?

Hole ang sagot dyan. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

Eto carl sagutin mo!

With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

janc mas nauna si arashi sa yo.... hahahahaha :lol:

pero stapler ang sagot dyan sa tanong mo janc... mamatay na ako pag hindi....
hahahaha!!

ako ulit

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb43/nalyn_lover23/icon_awesome.gif

Charcoal http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

Charcoal http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

1... tama ba? http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb43/nalyn_lover23/icon_awesome.gif

kasi if i take away 1... i only have 1... :lol:

ako naman!!

ito napaka dali.... wala akong magandang makita e.....

How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

one pair each..

eto super dali
pang elementary

henry`s mother has four children namely summer,spring,winter and??
who is the fourth children
:D

Henry http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

Henry http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

you are a fire.... andaya ndi pa naman nasasagot yung akin me bagong tanong na agad.... :weep:

How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?


ndi po tama yung 1 pair each :weep:

you are a fire.... andaya ndi pa naman nasasagot yung akin me bagong tanong na agad.... :weep:

How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?


ndi po tama yung 1 pair each :weep:

Wala po. It was Noah, not Moses, who built the ark. hehe. :dance:

Ako rin pasama. :beat:

Q: Why can't people living in Canada be buried in the Philippines?

haha. Raise your hand if you know the answer. :excited:

Ako rin pasama. :beat:

Q: Why can't people living in Canada be buried in the Philippines?

haha. Raise your hand if you know the answer. :excited:

ako alam ko!! :D

kasi living in canada... ndi naman pedeng ilibing ang buhay.... :rofl:


ako naman ulit!! :D

Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

wag na kayong mag abala... hindi 25 ang sagot dyan :D

^70? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif


It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?

^70? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif


It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?

yeah!!! 70!! tama un!! :D

ako ako naman sasagot sa tanong mo....

hindi yan golden coin.... :lol:
joke... :rofl:
pero GOLDEN COIN ang sagot :D

ok ako naman ulit ang mag tatanong... :D

example you are a pilot.... and 200miles = 2days... now you travel from Philippines to canada which is 600 miles... then traveled back to the philippines and stayed there for 3 days... after 3 days you travel from philippines to england which is 800 miles.....
now how old is the pilot?

18 na ako :lmao: [kung ilang taon ang nagbabasa/nasagot, aun ung age ng pilot]

Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!

What is it? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

18 na ako :lmao: [kung ilang taon ang nagbabasa/nasagot, aun ung age ng pilot]

Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!

What is it? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

it's a water..... http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb43/nalyn_lover23/icon_awesome.gif


ako naman!! :D

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?

wag na kayong mag abala.... hindi 90 minutes ang sagot.... promise....

1 hr
________

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

o my god! the kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes, he's under water alright... :rofl:

ako naman.... :rofl:

A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

8..
why do u always pull a rope??

8..
why do u always pull a rope??

nope..... not 8.........

A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

9 ba?

9 ba?

uu :D :yipee:

8..
why do u always pull a rope??

now let me answer your question... :D


kasi ndi naman pedeng i push ang rope.... tama ba? :D

ako naman ulit ang magtatanong :D

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

sa 2nd door kung san may fire breathing dragon//?

ako naman ulit ang magtatanong :D

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

He goes through the first door at night. :D

e2 naman...

If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an only child, what is that child's relationship to you ?

^ I'm the child. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

________


There once was an awesome wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

@potpotmamen

hehe tama..

@potpot
ung rose n may wedding ring :D

@potpot
ung rose n may wedding ring :D

Ay ndi po. :D

^ I'm the child. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

________


There once was an awesome wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

kasi yung asawa nya yung rose bush na walang dew... nasa bahay kasi yun pag-gabi at kinukuha ng wizard pag umaga na.. kaya di yun nahahamugan.

kasi yung asawa nya yung rose bush na walang dew... nasa bahay kasi yun pag-gabi at kinukuha ng wizard pag umaga na.. kaya di yun nahahamugan.

Awesome! http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

_____


An awesome man is six feet tall, is a clerk at a butcher shop, and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh? http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

What does he weigh??

meat..

d naman tinatanong yung weight nya eh..

e2 naman po...

William Abbott was the least intelligent and laziest boy in a class of 30 students who took an examination. Yet when the results were posted, William's name was at the top of the list. How come?

Because it is lowest to the highest ???

di ko alam :think:

Because it is lowest to the highest ???

di ko alam :think:

hindi po..

top sa mga mababa ang score

kc po ung name nya po..Abbott William

e2 sagot...

naka arrange kasi yung list in alphabetical order:beat:

e2 sagot...

naka arrange kasi yung list in alphabetical order:beat:

like i said po, sa name nya:)

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?

throw it upwardz......

ako naman!!

what does man want more than life?
fear more than death or mortal strife?
this is what poor have, while the rich requires...
and what contented man desire?
this is what the miser spend, and spendthrift save...
and all men carry to their graves..........
what is it?

Wala. Nothing. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

throw it upwardz......

ako naman!!

what does man want more than life?
fear more than death or mortal strife?
this is what poor have, while the rich requires...
and what contented man desire?
this is what the miser spend, and spendthrift save...
and all men carry to their graves..........
what is it?

hehe..

tama po!

Meron palang Thread na ganito.. Galing galing..hehehehe

Sali po ako....

Eto po sakin:
Find a 10-digit number,
where the first digit defines the count of zeros in this number,
the second digit the count of number 1 in this 10-digit number, and so on.
At the end the tenth digit expresses the count of the number 9 in this 10-digit number. :lol:

Wala. Nothing. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/wafu_janc/epic/icon_awesome.gif

andaya ikaw din sumagot.... :rofl:

Meron palang Thread na ganito.. Galing galing..hehehehe

Sali po ako....

Eto po sakin:
Find a 10-digit number,
where the first digit defines the count of zeros in this number,
the second digit the count of number 1 in this 10-digit number, and so on.
At the end the tenth digit expresses the count of the number 9 in this 10-digit number. :lol:

6210001000 <<< tama po ba?

ok ako naman....

If you place me in a sideway position, I am everything
but if you remove my head, I am nothing
What am I?

andaya ikaw din sumagot.... :rofl:



6210001000 <<< tama po ba?

ok ako naman....

If you place me in a sideway position, I am everything
but if you remove my head, I am nothing
What am I?

Wow galing galing... Actually meron sana Time limit e... JOKE..hehehehe

yeah!! ok kung tama ako... ako naman ang magtatanong...

If you place me in a sideway position, I am everything
but if you remove my head, I am nothing
What am I?

If a man who works ina butcher shop is 5 ft and 6 in tall, what does he weight?:beat:

If a man who works ina butcher shop is 5 ft and 6 in tall, what does he weight?:beat:

meat



__________________________________________________ ___

fill the blank with mathimathical operations

ex.

4 + 4 - 4 / 4 = 1

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 2

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 3

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 4

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 5

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 6

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 7

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 8

4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 9

Galing naman...... ^_^

Eto namn. paki translate naman ung

"PAng Ilang Presidente si Arroyo ng Pilipinas..."

Arroyo is the ______ President of the Philippines.
a. 14
b. 12
c. 10
d. None of these
hehehe....!

a. 14


What is the value of the smallest base-10 number which needs 6 digits for its binary representation?

@jhenski ...Nice. Ganoon pala iyon on a mathematical point of view. :thumbsup:
Kita kaagad na ginulo lang nung statement ung nangyari pag naka-numbers na.

$30-$2=$28
$28/3=$9.33 ang actual cost ng bawat isa hindi P9.

ok toh ah, panghasa ng utak..pasubs...

:salute: