01. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
http://ioframe.com/images/decapitation.jpg

02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

05. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

06. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
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07. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

08. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

09. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises.”

10. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
http://ioframe.com/images/hongkongwoman.jpg

may natutunan nanaman ako tol... natugtongan ang utak ko eheheh...:salute:

Paano ba mag apply ng trabaho sa Guam? :lmao:

ganda nga sa Guam tol..hehehe..:lol:

Paano ba mag apply ng trabaho sa Guam? :lmao:

ganda nga sa Guam tol..hehehe..:lol:

yaykz:slap: dadami ata ang overseas papuntang guam ah hehehe :rofl:

kadami namang kalukuhan nila..buti d2 sa pinas wala nian..

teka! meron b?? share nga...hehehe

next destination, GUAM! lol!

ok yan boss fire.... sarap pla sa GUAm

tara..mageempake na ako ng mga gamit..pupunta na aq Guam!!! hahahahaha...

:laugh: mukha kayong guam.

GUAM! My dreamland... pagdating dun alam ko na ang trabaho ko... :D

:rofl:

:lolcard: biglang sumikat ang guam :slap:

dati singapore gusto ko puntahan.. pero nagbago na isip ko.. heehee.. alam nyo na kung bakit :yipee: ma-research nga para ma-confirm. hehe.

i2 pa na-research ko.. the age of consent sa kanila is just 16 yrs old.. batang-bata.. tsk tsk tsk.
check link (http://www.caitlainscorner.com/content/view/376/177/)

..and more about sex laws. (http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm)

ganun? masyado pala talaga silang liberated..wahaha

all passengers heading to guam please proceed and follow me.



ahihihihihihihihi. buti na lang pinoy tau,

:BIZAARE FACTS-Shocking:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)[[totoo ba 'to?]]

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (parang gusto ko tumira sa Hongkong!)

Ah! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that had to pass this law? Duh!!)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam!)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it...)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life want to be a pig...hmmm....)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing...)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (Di rin!!! Eh yung mga lumba lumba na kilala ko? =) )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? Kaya pala title ng movie, FREE WILLY...hehehe...) (What about the pig?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. ( Creepy! I hate flying roaches!!! )

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm...let us try...)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ( "Honey, I'm home. What the....." )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( OMG! )

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Wow...makakatulong to sa everyday lives natin...)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. ( I wonder who was paid to figure that out...siguro CSI)

Polar bears are left handed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!!!)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity..ay wait...I'm torn...)


After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs...and Those Lions!!!


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kakagaulat naman po yang mga yan:giggle:

hehehe :lmao: ayos na facts yan ha :D
Gusto ko sa GUAM :rofl:

oo nga po eh..:giggle:

bongga dun diba..:lol:..

itsura ng mukha ko after reading:


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ayos to ah! sana ako na lang yung may full time job sa GUAM,ahaha!

yaykz:slap: dadami ata ang overseas papuntang guam ah hehehe :rofl:

gus2 q dn pmunta guam jejeje

ayos ah... dito na lang ako sa Pinas.. Wala pang mga batas na mahigpit related sa sex...!

ang ganda sa Guam! paano kaya mag-apply dyan?

haha dagdag knowledge! :slap:

Gusto ko sa Colombia. May asawa kana may bunos pang mama. HUAHIHiHiHiHi. . .

ang ganda pla sa guam tara punta lahat tau sa guam>>>hehe joke lang mga dudes