To be six again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Because her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster...everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, they wobbled (or perhaps waddled) home and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is going to get it wrong. (But, you can't blame a guy for trying!)
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