[Narelle]

The Top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you".

and the number one reason computers are female:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

[tazzky]

moved..

[-aiah-]

bakit gnun?

[psychogist]

wwaahh kung ganun eh
parang napatay ko yung female partner (computer) ko

ayaw nang bumukas eh

[wella1407]

Nyah!!!
Computers must be male because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

[rhope016]

I second ate wella...

[Fico]

tama ang post ni Marky

[celestial_hunter]

wahihi aus ah