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Old 10th Nov 2007 Sat, 01:33
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Default Sampung Utos Ng Manginginom

SAMPUNG UTOS NG MANGINGINOM

> 1. Huwag MAKULIT habang umiinom.
> 2. Huwag MATAKAW sa pulutan.
> 3. Huwag PATAGALIN ang BASO at mayroon naghihintay ng TAGAY.
> 4. Huwag uminom ng uminom kaylangang BUMILI ka rin.
> 5. Uminom ng DIRETSO sa TIYAN at huwag sa ULO.
> 6. Huwag biglang MAWAWALA sa inuman, MAGPAALAM kung UUWI NA.
> 7. Magtira ng PANGLAKAD kahit hinlalaki ng paa.
> 8. Huwag MATUTULOG habang umiinom.
> 9. Siguraduhing sa BAHAY ang UWI kung lasing na.
> 10.Huwag MATAKOT sa asawa/kabit/kalaguyo/syota/djowa.
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> OH! TINAMAAN BA KAYO MGA PARE AT MGA MARE!!
> MAGBAGO NA KASI KAYO NG STYLE SA PAG-IINOM!!!
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> BABALA: ANG SINUMANG SUMUWAY SA "SAMPUNG UTOS NG
> PAGLALASING " AY SUSUKA NG WALANG HUMPAY AT
> TODONG HANG OVER DAHIL SA KARMA....
>
> PROVEN AND TESTED BY:
> MGA MANGINGINOM NG AlaK



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Old 7th Jun 2013 Fri, 01:57
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Default Re: Sampung Utos Ng Manginginom

pa post ako dito ts.. may katanungan lang po ako sa inyo mga manginginom.. hehehe

bakit po ba pinupukpok ang pwet ng alak bago bukasan?? tumal di mo ma gets yun.. minsan naman pag bukas kinukuha naman yung unang tagay na alak tapos tinatapon na.. anu yun??




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ahahha...utos 2 & 3 sir tinamaan ako, mahina kasi ako sa inuman...


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Old 7th Jun 2013 Fri, 15:32
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tinamaan ako sa 2,6 saka 8....



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nice share ts...


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