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Old 13th Oct 2010 Wed, 02:36
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Lol Difference between you and your boss

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When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.



When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.



When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.



When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.



When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.



When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.



When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.



When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.



When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.



When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.


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hahaha a boss is early when your'e late & late when you are early



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Old 20th Nov 2010 Sat, 01:21
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wooohh...parang di joke pero cool


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Old 26th Nov 2010 Fri, 15:26
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hehehe ganyan talaga ang buhay sa



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Old 26th Nov 2010 Fri, 19:29
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ayos.,hehe



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aray di naman ata



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Old 27th Nov 2010 Sat, 09:12
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aray di naman ata
Hala.,natamaan ata si boss.,ehehe



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heheh sapol



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