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13th Oct 2010 Wed, 02:36
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Difference between you and your boss
[ SIZE="7"]Differences between you and your boss
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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
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13th Oct 2010 Wed, 13:16
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
hahaha  a boss is early when your'e late & late when you are early
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20th Nov 2010 Sat, 01:21
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
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26th Nov 2010 Fri, 14:37
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
wooohh...parang di joke pero cool
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26th Nov 2010 Fri, 15:26
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
hehehe  ganyan talaga ang buhay sa
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26th Nov 2010 Fri, 19:29
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
ayos.,hehe
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26th Nov 2010 Fri, 20:52
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
aray di naman ata
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27th Nov 2010 Sat, 09:12
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
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Originally Posted by Arrows101
aray di naman ata 
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Hala.,natamaan ata si boss.,ehehe
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17th Dec 2010 Fri, 16:25
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Re: Difference between you and your boss
heheh sapol
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