Male and Female Brains: The Truth About
* Men are the logically thinking of the two genders. That is why the vast majority of scientists, mathematicians, engineers and economists are men.
* After nature has injected males with their first dose of testosterone, their priorities change from sports to getting laid--as often as they possibly can--no matter what they have to say or what they have to do to get it (it's not their fault! It's God's way of making sure the world repopulates). The number one problem with that, is that by the time they reach their sexual peak, they are still not more than ten years out of kindergarten (as opposed to women who peak around age 30). Even though they are the logically thinking of the two genders, at that awkward age they tend to let their sexuality rule over their thought process. That's where the term "thinking with the wrong head" came from and that is why teenage girls often ask, "Why are all guys my age such jerks?" The simple answer: It's because they naturally are. Wait about six years, they'll change. (Note: People mature faster reading "Guru Jeff's Page of Truth.")
* True men like feminine women...no female truck drivers or motorcycle cops! The woman must make less than he does and be less intelligent. She must be dependent on him in some way. Saying, "I don't know what I would do without you," boosts a man's ego (or scares the living shit from him).
* Since mens' self esteem fluctuates with how beautiful his girlfriend is, the first thing that attracts a man to a woman is looks. That is one of the reasons that men tend to drink a lot of beer --after a while, all women look good.
"It's because of beautiful women that men buy beer and it's because of ugly women that men drink beer."---Al Bundy, Married With Children
Aside from alcohol induced beauty, women will look better to men as they get to know one another. Unfortunately, this process is usually slow and as soon as a relationship is about to spark, the woman will usually give her standard line, "I thought we were just going to be friends?"
* There is an easy way for a woman to find out if her boyfriend is serious about her or just using her for sex. She should tell him that she wants a "serious long-term commitment" or say that she's pregnant. If he's not serious, he will pack his bags when she's at work and split-- never to be heard from again.
* Men NEVER, EVER forget phone numbers--EVER! Women often say,"I hope he's lost my phone number." Not a chance! He still has it somewhere; maybe in his phone book. Or, maybe in his drawer full of matchbook covers and bar napkins that have phone numbers cryptically scribbled all over them. He's waiting until he gets enough courage to call her again-- possibly when she dumps her current boyfriend or husband.
* Lame excuses usually come into play when a man doesn't want the woman to know where he's been or where he's going. "I have to work late," "I'm going to the ball game with the guys," "I'm volunteering at the YMCA tonight," usually double for: "I'm seeing another woman," "I'm going to a poker game," "I'm going to hang out in a bar and get drunk."
* When it comes time for a man to trade in his girlfriend for a different model, he's never shy about breaking up. "Get out of my life!" might be a standard way of gently breaking the news.
* Men have a built in compass and asking for directions is a violation of their machismo. As long as he gets within a few blocks of the target address, he will troll every street until he gets to his destination.
* Unless you're talking about the color of the car they're going to buy (Should it be red or not?), colors mean absolutely nothing to men. Don't even think about asking them for fashion advise! Their favorite color paint for interior walls is usually white.
* Men do not like to be asked a lot of personal questions. It's usually hard for them to keep all their lies straight between everyone they know.
* It's natural for men to like loud engines, machinery, dangerous pursuits and the like. If it wasn't for this, we would never have had the industrial revolution, gone to the moon or have car racing.
* Women think on an emotional basis rather than a logical basis; that is why they are bad decision makers and rarely are seen making multimillion dollar decisions in the corporate structure.
* Even though they lack in decision making abilities, out of the two genders, women are by far the most powerful. It has been said many times before and since, but women have half the money and everything a man wants.
* They are insanely jealous and suspicious of all men (as they should be). However, if a woman is truly in love, she is extremely loyal to her mate.
"Your boyfriend beats the living shit from you constantly, hasn't fed your kids for weeks and spends all your money on his crack addiction! Why don't you dump him?"
"Because I love him so much," is their standard excuse. Is she afraid that she'll find someone worse?
* The particularly vulnerable are young women who grew up without fathers and the insanely beautiful ladies that all the nice guys are afraid hit on. Why is it that some obnoxious, B.O.-laden piece of trash is seen walking around with a girl that should be a Playboy centerfold? Because nice guys ogle at her with the preconceived notion that "she must be taken." In actuality, she probably hasn't been asked out in months! The lack of attention she receives from being so beautiful will give her a severe self esteem problem. Usually, she will fall for the first drunken biker that pays attention to her. If you see a 66 year old man courting a 24 year old chick--- yep, she grew up without a father.
* Even though women think on an emotional basis, they are very good at messing with guys' brains. Have you ever heard of a woman killing herself over a man? Women are natural psychologists and know every button to press to ruin a man's self esteem, ego, career and wallet.
* Even after a woman sees a man for a few times and develops a loathing for him, she is still concerned about hurting the poor sap's feelings. 95% of the time they will use one of two "break up" techniques:
1. She will totally ignore the guy (not returning phone calls, etc.) and hope he just forgets about her. This is especially true if the woman has borrowed money or personal items and realizes that if she breaks it off, she still has to deal with him personally.
2. She will purposely become such an unbearable bitch that she hopes that the guy breaks the whole thing off himself.
The other 5%?
She will exaggerate every small personal flaw in the man and use those as the excuses as to why she has to be the one to break up with him. Sometimes this technique is used when the first two fail.
* Women are built with an especially attractive body; not only to men but to women.
"I'd rather look at a naked woman than a man. I'm not a lesbian, but their form is so much more beautiful...A guy is just a dude with a boner."---Julie, excoworker.
* They come in all different shapes and sizes. One part will compensate for another portion's deficit. When they walk down the street, you can hear the psychic vibes telling you, "Hey, look at me, I'm a chick."
* The worst thing a man can do is confide personal details to a woman. If a man tells a woman something stupid about himself, like an unpaid parking ticket from a few years ago, he has a very good chance of ruining her preconceived notion that "this is the perfect guy." Talk about something stupid like your goals in life or how much money you earn.
* Colors actually mean something to women; their whole personality will change depending on the dress they're wearing or the color of room they're in. Again this goes back to their emotion-based thinking.
* Forget giving women directions! Even if they have lived in the same area for 20 years, a simple direction like, "Go west on Pacific Coast Highway until you reach the ocean," is meaningless.
"Is that a right or a left?"
"It depends on which way you're coming from! Just follow the sunset!"
* Women are lucky in the fact that they can have sex anytime they want. After all, when does a guy ever say "no?" Women are naturally preprogrammed to say "no" to sex--it's their only natural form of birth control.
Chicks who are "seeking" usually hang out in nondenominational churches, coffee shops, Kung Fu classes, libraries, grocery stores, the beach and especially nightclubs (you better have a roll of cash if you're going to try the latter; and she'll check to see if it's real).
However, only the truly desperate women (drug addicts, ugly chicks) will hang out in dive bars or place personal ads to get hit on. GUYS BEWARE!!!!!
* Foreign women (non-American) are increasingly starting to appeal to American Men. Everyone (male and female) in America grows up learning to be self reliant and independent. That is why most American women fail to realize that the final decision on anything should be left up to the man (the logically thinking gender).
Foreign women, for the most part, grow up in a strong family environment and have always been dependent on an external means of support.They are much more compassionate, reliable, truthful and honest. They are not used to making big decisions and rarely want to try.
The best places to mail away for foreign women are: The Philippines, Thailand, Japan, ex-Soviet block nations, Russia, Mexico and most of the South American Countries.
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Re: Male and Female Brains: The Truth About
nice.. galing nman nito..
Re: Male and Female Brains: The Truth About
aztig! thanks for sharing
totoo yung sa male brain! haha