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27th Feb 2008 Wed, 20:24
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: sa banyo ni tonyo
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AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
Pacman in WAR with MILF
PACMAN: sumuko na kayo!!!
MILF: spell mo muna ang CEASEFIRE!!!
PACMAN: tuloy ang laban!!! durugin sila!!! padadalhan ko kayo ng CHRYSANTHEMUM sa burol nyo!!!!
MILF: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM??!!!
PACMAN: sabi ko rose!!! BINGI!!
 
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27th Feb 2008 Wed, 21:04
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: La union
Posts: 1,664
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
 spell bingi
Banned Reason: Inappropriate Behaviour
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27th Feb 2008 Wed, 21:06
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Inactive
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
spell wasak
Permanent Ban - Reputation Fraud
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27th Feb 2008 Wed, 21:17
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????????
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: La union
Posts: 1,664
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
spell bulate
Banned Reason: Inappropriate Behaviour
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14th Apr 2008 Mon, 06:29
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: sa banyo ni tonyo
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
PEDRO: pare, tikman mo nga itong cake... masarap, gawa ng nanay ko.
Juan: kaw na lang titikman ko pare... tutal gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo... masarap ka rin siguro... I LOVE YOU PARE>>>
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14th Apr 2008 Mon, 06:33
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: sa banyo ni tonyo
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
sigaw ng nirirape na babae...
tulong!!! tulong!!!
RAPIST: wag ka na nga humingi ng tulong!!! kaya ko na tong mag-isa!!!
BABAE: sure ka???
Ahh.. OK..
wag na!!! wag na!!! kaya na daw nya mag-isa!!!
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14th Apr 2008 Mon, 06:36
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: sa banyo ni tonyo
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
in a kinder garten class...
TEACHER: class, ano ang pinagkakaiba ng kulangot sa gulay???
STUDENT: (sabay sumagot) HINDI PO MASARAP ANG GULAY...
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14th Apr 2008 Mon, 06:39
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
'' Tandaan mo anak, ang batang sinungaling ay di tatangkad..
uusli ang ngipin, liliit ang binti, at tutubuan ng nunal sa mukha..''
- DIOSDADO MACAPAGAL
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14th Apr 2008 Mon, 21:20
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The Legend
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Somewhere in Earth
Posts: 5,859
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
Quote:
Originally Posted by aiah_87
'' Tandaan mo anak, ang batang sinungaling ay di tatangkad..
uusli ang ngipin, liliit ang binti, at tutubuan ng nunal sa mukha..''
- DIOSDADO MACAPAGAL
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28th Apr 2008 Mon, 12:51
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mindYOURown
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: sa banyo ni tonyo
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Re: AiAh {kalokohan kolexion}
PIOLO: i just need 5 things to live...
SOME friends....
SOME food...
SOME work...
SOME love...
AND...
SOME...
SOME MILBY...
lufet ni fafa fiolooo....
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