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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 15:29
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C'est d'aimer et d'être aimé..
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Betelgeuse (Alpha Orionis)
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
` *Para sa mga babaeng feeling pretty na mukha namang katulong na nagattempt magsuplada sayo, eh sakin pala. (actually, rude saleslady encounter)
"Sang tribo ka ba nanggaleng? Panget ka na nga pangit pa ugali mo, pwedeng makausap manager nyo?" 
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 15:31
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C'est d'aimer et d'être aimé..
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Betelgeuse (Alpha Orionis)
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
` *Minsan din sa jeep may 2 girls na tiningnan ako mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay. Eh kala mo naman magaganda rin sila.
Sa inis ko tinanong ko yung isang girl ng:
"Excuse me miss, ano bang pakiramdam maging pangit?"
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 15:50
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Expert
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Nasugbu, Batangas
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
bangis ng mga banat ahh 
try ko ding gamitin ang mga natutunan kong banat dito
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 16:26
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Veteran
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 390
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
dami new hehe copy copy thanks po sa 
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 17:04
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Veteran
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
BOY: Hi Miss, Cashier ka ba??
Miss: Hindi, Bakit?? porke ba seksi at maganda n ako napagkamalan mo akong Cashier??
BOY: Ah Hindi, MUKA KA LANG KASING BAYARAN..
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 19:07
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Forum Master
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Green City of Borneo
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
Ang relationship parang computer games,
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Mabilis matapos kapag may CHEAT.
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 19:08
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Forum Master
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Green City of Borneo
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
ang mga babae parang COMPUTER GAMES
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iba't ibang variety
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iba't ibang level of difficulty
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pero meron paring GAMES na hindi ka magsasawang PAGLARUAN..
wakokoko!
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 19:13
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Forum Master
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Green City of Borneo
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
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6th Sep 2011 Tue, 19:16
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Forum Master
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Green City of Borneo
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 
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7th Sep 2011 Wed, 06:45
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The Grand Master
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: (✖﹏✖)
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Re: Pamatay Na Banat [ALWAYS UPDATED]
CUTE conversation..
GUY: What course are you taking up?
GIRL: BS nursing, how about you?
GUY: BS falling in love major in you!
GIRL: Really? Do you know that i'm planing to shift a course?
It's BSBK-WKC.
GUY: Huh?
(so confused)
GIRL: Bachelor of Science in Busted ka major in wala kang Chance!
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