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27th May 2012 Sun, 17:16
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Amateur
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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pick up lines...updated..
kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko.
bakit.....:? noidea:
kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ......... 
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27th May 2012 Sun, 17:42
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The Grand Master
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: parallel universe
Posts: 3,001
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
boy: ketchup ka ba?
girl: bakit?..
boy:kase,,lagi kang hinahanap ng hotdog ko 
boy: energy drink ka ba?
girl: bakit,dahil ba sa ako ang nagbibigay ng lakas sayo?
boy:hinde,-mukha ka kasing cobra!
boy: hulog ka ba ng langit?
girl: bakit?..
boy:dapat lang,kase di ka bagay don!
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27th May 2012 Sun, 19:12
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Forum Master
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 2,207
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
um, basted!
"The next time you see some casual gamer tapping away at their Nintendo DS, show them a screenshot of Gears of War. Don't be shocked if they point out your game seems made up of three colors (brown, gray, and muzzle flash). Sure, hard-core gamers know the difference, they know the game is a marvel of technology. The rest of us just want to have fun, or be told a good story." —Cracked.com, on realistic graphics
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29th May 2012 Tue, 14:20
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Amateur
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 74
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
Aanhin pa ang gravity?
bkit?
kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa'yo. 
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29th May 2012 Tue, 15:15
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Professional
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: sa kaparangan
Posts: 174
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
Quote:
Originally Posted by borknagar
boy: ketchup ka ba?
girl: bakit?..
boy:kase,,lagi kang hinahanap ng hotdog ko
boy: energy drink ka ba?
girl: bakit,dahil ba sa ako ang nagbibigay ng lakas sayo?
boy:hinde,-mukha ka kasing cobra!
boy: hulog ka ba ng langit?
girl: bakit?..
boy:dapat lang,kase di ka bagay don! |
ahahaha ok un ah
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1st Jun 2012 Fri, 13:09
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Amateur
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 74
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
tumaas ka ata.....
bakit? 
kc dati hanggang balikat lng kita.........................?
ngayon....nasaisipan na kita......boom... 
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1st Jun 2012 Fri, 13:20
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Amateur
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 74
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
may lason bang mga mata mo?
bkit...?
nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo. 
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1st Jun 2012 Fri, 16:37
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Forum Consultant
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: sa loob ng UNDERWEAR
Posts: 1,113
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
pinag-lihi kba sa freezer?
Bkit?
tinitigasan ako pag nki2ta kta eh..
Mahal ko yan!
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3rd Jun 2012 Sun, 12:52
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Amateur
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
booooom...............!
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5th Jun 2012 Tue, 06:41
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Forum Consultant
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 1,154
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Re: pick up lines...updated..
aus mga pick up line
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