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    Default HALINA'T MAGRELAX d2 sa aking tambayan....

    My fellow symbianizers tambay naman kayo dito .... share naman kayo here ng jokes nyo at tayo'y pansamantalang magtawanan. Welcome kayo lahat dito mga bossing...



    HUKAY
    SA INUMAN...
    NAGPAYABANGAN
    PARE 1:alam nyo pare ung manila bay lolo ko naghukay nun......
    PARE 2:ahh!!!ang hina naman ng lolo mo pare...alam mo ba ung pacific ocean lolo ko naghukay nun
    PARE 3:ang hihina naman ng mga lolo nyo!!!...,alam nyo ba ung dead sea lolo ko pumatay nun
    (HAHAHAHHAHAHHA)

    KURIPOT SI INAY
    Anak: Nay, phinge po ng 500.
    Inay: Ano, 400? Ang lki nman ng 300! Anu gagawin mo sa 200? Kala mu ba mdali makahnap ng 100? 50 nga lng mahirap kitain, 20 pa kaya! oh! eto 5........

    TOUCHING SAD LOVE STORY!!!
    A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle

    Girl: This is really scary, slow down!
    Guy: No, I'm having too much fun! Girl: Please stop!
    Guy: First hug me
    Girl: hugs
    Guy: Tell me you love me
    Girl:I love you, can you slow down now?
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
    Girl: puts on helmet

    Next Day's Headlines:
    There was an accident involving a motocycle accident. There were two people riding the motorcycle at the time of impact. The vehicle was speeding out of control and drove off road and into a building. Only one of the two people died.

    What Really Happened:
    Half way through the ride the guy noticed that the brakes were gone, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he got her to hug him one last time, and to know that she loved him. He got her to wear the helmet so that if they did crash, that she would survive, although that meant he had to die.
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    Si Pedro at ang kanyang nanay....
    Mama:Pedro!!!Halika at magsaing ka dito....
    Pedro:AYOKO!!
    (Sinampal ng Ina)
    Pedro:Aray!!

    FIRSTBLOOD....

    Mamaumunta ka kwarto mo!

    DOUBLE KILL......

    Pagkalipas ng 3 oras...
    Mama:Pedro halika nga dito at alisin mo itong tae ng aso..
    Pedro:AYOKO!!!nakakadiri....YAKEE PA!!
    Mama:Tarantado ka pala ahhh......GROUNDED KA NG 1 week!!!!!

    MEGA KILL....

    Mama:Hoy Pedro linisin mo itong mga plato...
    Pedro:YOKO nga mga..may GERMS yn!!!
    Mama:Mana tlga ito sa tatay nyang lintik.....BABAWASAN KO ANG BAON MO..kung PhP 100 ay magiging Php15 nalng.....

    WICKED SICK

    Pedro:Ayoko na dito sa bahay daming utos si mama parang KULUNGAN DITO
    Mama:anong sinabi mo??
    Pedro:bingi ka ba??
    Mama:Ay ang hayop na ito..WLANG INTERNET CONNECTION AT HINDI KA NA MAKAKAPAGDOTA SA ANUMANG COMPUTER SHOP DahIL HiNdi na kta bibigyan ng pera!!
    (pinalo si Pedro ng kanyang nanay)

    BEYOND GODFEED NA TO!!!

    Kapag my nagsabi sayo na "Pangit ka" .

    ganto ang isagot mo…
    .
    .UGLY will never STARTS with “I”,
    IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH “U”.
    tama!~


    Gs2 m b mag-artista?
    Under FPJ producti0ns?
    Starring & Directed by:
    Rudy Fernandez
    Also starring:
    Mico Sotto
    Halina Perez
    Rico Yan
    Nida Blanca
    Marky Cielo
    Pamagat:
    “IKAW NA LANG HINIHINTAY”
    Music by:
    Francis Magalona
    Composed by:
    Michael Jackson
    Manager: Douglas Quijano
    Tara, paVTR kna! wahaha!


    D2 n me
    MAG-KUMARE NAG-UUSAP:
    TEKLA: Sna d ko cnama s kbaong n Kulas ung cp nya nung ilibing cia.
    PETRA: Bkit? Sayang b?
    T: Hindi. Ngtxt cia, sbi: D2 n me, sunod n u.


    Sex
    anak: tay, ano po iyung SEX
    Tatay: ang sex ay pagtatalik sa tagalog. Isang ritwal na ginagawa pagkatapos ikasal. Mag
    tatabi ang dalawang nagmamahalan hanggang sa sukdulang ligaya na magbubunga sa nilalang
    na gaya mo


    anak: Ay!!! hindi na kasya sa BioData ko

    =====

    Palusot:

    nakita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo

    Anong sasabihin mo>


    Sheettt!!! pati ba naman ang sipon ko.. nahuhulog na sa iyo..

    Last edited by Ozend2012; 24th Sep 2012 at 10:33.

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    Default Re: HALINA'T MAGRELAX d2 sa aking tambayan....

    nice

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    Default Re: HALINA'T MAGRELAX d2 sa aking tambayan....


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    Default Re: HALINA'T MAGRELAX d2 sa aking tambayan....

    fpj productions hahahaha sumakit tyan ko sa kakatawa jan

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