To all nursing students "must read" - My Anatomy and Physiology of Love `nice poem`
My Anatomy and Physiology of Love
I am on a deep REM sleep
And I dreamt of you my precious that I keep
I was in the lab and I am dissecting something
What?! Me myself? It’s me I’m killing??!
No, my dear it isn’t I am just diagnosing myself
About my feelings for my conscious health
This heart of mine beating lub dub for you
Hoping you’ll hear it by your auditory nerves too.
When I first saw you my optic nerves were cursed
By your.. orbicularis oculi and oris
With your personality you are superior
With your charms I am inferior.
Your beauty is like an acid that is melting me
And so I’ve decided to neutralize it baby
My charms of basic strong alkalinity
To reach the pH of our compatibility.
My adrenal glands pumps and rushes pushing me through
To say orally my feelings for you
But my thalamus keeps me undecided
Pleasant or unpleasant what this feeling could get.
After memorizing my words to speak
I came to you in integument so neat
My hair strands were polished and my nails were newly cut
Perfume in the air diffusing so fast.
I have three red roses for your olfactory responses
Delicious chocolates for your gustatory buds to taste
I’ve checked my BP and I am not that nervous
Patiently waiting here I am so gentle and courteous.
But then all my plans were messed with atrophy
When you were there standing anterior to me
I want to go back and run away posterior from you
But my patella is shaking and my other skeletons too.
My lungs were busy and my blood circulates rapidly
My muscles didnt move a little and hardens steadily
I want my lacrimal glands to function in my shame for you
But none single tear fell and I felt blue.
You gave me stimuli and I react attentively
My reflexes guided me and helped me
My lymphatic system leads me to immunity
Against my shameful behavior and personality.
Like a DNA of genes, I transcript and translate
Every tissue of epithelia,muscle,nervous and connective
I perspire a lot with my apocrine glands
But I tried my best and held your hands.
“I want to build a happy family with you
with my testes and your ovary, we’re making love through
to bear offspring that is injected with love
that will always be strong and healthy my love”
You’ve said; “ you’re too nice and clever my sweet suitor
But we need to study and be nurses in the future
I promised you then whenever we’re ready
Come and see me and I’ll be happy if you’ll marry me”
Like kidneys and urethra excreting urine
I felt relaxed like an anus after defecating
Those words you’ve told me gave me a new life
So I’ll study hard for you to be my wife.
Then I woke up from my beautiful dream
Holding my book and I am on chapter sixteen
Oohh.. my anatomy and physiology of love
One semester of lectures and experiments in the lab.
Note: I wrote this as a reviewer the night before our final examinations on anatomy and physiology on year 2004, New Era University College of Nursing
my pen name: magnum opus (Latin translation of master piece )
Feedback po kayo ha...
Paki-read na lang po ang mga terminologies na ginamit ko po dito, eto po Definition of Terms
para po sa mga definition nung mga medical terms na ginamit ko.Thanks..
My Anatomy and Physiology of Love
I am on a deep REM sleep
And I dreamt of you my precious that I keep
I was in the lab and I am dissecting something
What?! Me myself? It’s me I’m killing??!
No, my dear it isn’t I am just diagnosing myself
About my feelings for my conscious health
This heart of mine beating lub dub for you
Hoping you’ll hear it by your auditory nerves too.
When I first saw you my optic nerves were cursed
By your.. orbicularis oculi and oris
With your personality you are superior
With your charms I am inferior.
Your beauty is like an acid that is melting me
And so I’ve decided to neutralize it baby
My charms of basic strong alkalinity
To reach the pH of our compatibility.
My adrenal glands pumps and rushes pushing me through
To say orally my feelings for you
But my thalamus keeps me undecided
Pleasant or unpleasant what this feeling could get.
After memorizing my words to speak
I came to you in integument so neat
My hair strands were polished and my nails were newly cut
Perfume in the air diffusing so fast.
I have three red roses for your olfactory responses
Delicious chocolates for your gustatory buds to taste
I’ve checked my BP and I am not that nervous
Patiently waiting here I am so gentle and courteous.
But then all my plans were messed with atrophy
When you were there standing anterior to me
I want to go back and run away posterior from you
But my patella is shaking and my other skeletons too.
My lungs were busy and my blood circulates rapidly
My muscles didnt move a little and hardens steadily
I want my lacrimal glands to function in my shame for you
But none single tear fell and I felt blue.
You gave me stimuli and I react attentively
My reflexes guided me and helped me
My lymphatic system leads me to immunity
Against my shameful behavior and personality.
Like a DNA of genes, I transcript and translate
Every tissue of epithelia,muscle,nervous and connective
I perspire a lot with my apocrine glands
But I tried my best and held your hands.
“I want to build a happy family with you
with my testes and your ovary, we’re making love through
to bear offspring that is injected with love
that will always be strong and healthy my love”
You’ve said; “ you’re too nice and clever my sweet suitor
But we need to study and be nurses in the future
I promised you then whenever we’re ready
Come and see me and I’ll be happy if you’ll marry me”
Like kidneys and urethra excreting urine
I felt relaxed like an anus after defecating
Those words you’ve told me gave me a new life
So I’ll study hard for you to be my wife.
Then I woke up from my beautiful dream
Holding my book and I am on chapter sixteen
Oohh.. my anatomy and physiology of love
One semester of lectures and experiments in the lab.
Note: I wrote this as a reviewer the night before our final examinations on anatomy and physiology on year 2004, New Era University College of Nursing
my pen name: magnum opus (Latin translation of master piece )
Feedback po kayo ha...
Paki-read na lang po ang mga terminologies na ginamit ko po dito, eto po Definition of Terms
para po sa mga definition nung mga medical terms na ginamit ko.Thanks..
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po sa pag comment at sa appreciation.. 
pathophysio? hehehe hirap naman nun. hehehe.. ginagawa ko ngayon about sa communicable diseases, entitled "spread the virus, be contagious" inspired by our duty sa San Lazaro Hospital.. hehehe
ang astig neto naalala ko yung anatomy and physiology namin pag binabasa ko to 
